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Question: Whatever your gender, how often do you pull the pud/flick the bean?
Never or rarely - 3 (7.9%)
Once a week - 6 (15.8%)
Every few days - 10 (26.3%)
Every couple of days - 7 (18.4%)
Once a day - 10 (26.3%)
Furious masturbator - 2 (5.3%)
Total Voters: 34

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« on: Saturday, February 6, 2016, 22:41:14 »

Luckily this is an anonymous poll

This is not applicable to females, but males on average NEED to orgasm once every four days. It's the way they are designed

Married/in a partnership/single whatever, be truthful here.

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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, February 6, 2016, 23:39:13 »

Had a few beers Al?
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, February 6, 2016, 23:41:28 »

As Ells has been on here I reckon a few wanks too.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 7, 2016, 12:56:30 »

Does 'Furious masturbator' mean you only do it when really angry!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 7, 2016, 22:37:55 »

Had a few beers Al?

Ha yes, of course Tans  Cheesy What sober person would post a poll like this?

It makes me smile though that there are hardly any replies yet a lot of forumers felt compelled to answer the question.

Only two respondents don't indulge.

What a bunch of wankers then!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 7, 2016, 23:31:51 »

I'm not ashamed to attach an answer to my poll. I was one of the never/rarelys. I've never felt the need when I've been satisfied in a relationship.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 8, 2016, 10:47:15 »

Once a week at least, maybe a little more. Physical necessity as my son still sleeps in between me and his mother making intimate moments incredibly rare.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 8, 2016, 15:09:38 »

I barely even get the chance to knock one out nowadays. Earlier today I felt in need of relief only for the family to come home just as I was reaching for the tissues. Instead it builds up until I do eventually get some time with the wife, at which point I have a sexy time explosion just 30 seconds after starting.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 8, 2016, 15:20:24 »

at which point I have a sexy time explosion just 30 seconds after starting.

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