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« Reply #30 on: Saturday, April 9, 2016, 23:37:16 »

Considering what has(allegedly) been tipped there in the past,once the topsoil has been scraped back there will be no need to install floodlights . . . the frecin place will glow in the dark.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 14:09:41 »

http://pa1.swindon.gov.uk/publicaccess/applicationDetails.do?activeTab=documents&keyVal=O55PBGPT0EE00

planning applicaton for change of use on council website.
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 14:20:20 »

That'll piss on a lot of peoples wild conspiracy theories.

Although some fans are still unsure as to why we need a training ground.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 14:36:02 »


Application form includes Certificate A which states that the land is owned by the applicant - Swindon Town FC which would suggest that there is no obscure holding company associated with land holding?
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 14:44:31 »

That'll piss on a lot of peoples wild conspiracy theories.

Although some fans are still unsure as to why we need a training ground.
The training ground is just a cover. Actually, it's a secret underground base being developed so he (or rather his colourfully boiler-suited minions) can build his Massive Destruct-o-Ray Gun away from prying eyes until it is ready, then the "training ground" will roll back from the huge underground hatch which will open allowing the MDoRG to emerge glinting before a terrified world which will now be completely at Power's mercy. Bwahahahahahahah!!!

Or it's some kind of a property scam. One of the two, though, deffo.
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 15:06:25 »

Is Harry Agombar a minion now? That would make a lot of sense as a career move.
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 15:26:03 »

Is Harry Agombar a minion now? That would make a lot of sense as a career move.
Bit aspirational, maybe, for 'Arry. I reckon Milan Misun must be a senior commander (blue boiler suit with yellow trim, a la "Boca" away kit) though
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, April 12, 2016, 15:48:33 »

The training ground is just a cover. Actually, it's a secret underground base being developed so he (or rather his colourfully boiler-suited minions) can build his Massive Destruct-o-Ray Gun away from prying eyes until it is ready, then the "training ground" will roll back from the huge underground hatch which will open allowing the MDoRG to emerge glinting before a terrified world which will now be completely at Power's mercy. Bwahahahahahahah!!!

You could be onto something....it would fit in with my theory for Board activity or lack therof.....

 In the 1950's Swindon was sprayed by air with bacteria from Porton Down...this was because the MoD knew of aliens living amongst us, who would be vunerable to this form of germ warfare...unfortunately it was a typical 50's military cock-up. The aliens buried their craft under the CG pitch, during the war years, when the CG was under the disguise of being a PoW camp. The floodlights were built in 1960 to act as a transmitting marker buoy.

The ship needs the combined psychic power of 40,000 human brains to be in its immediate vicinity, to be activated, the aliens came close in the 70's, but have been thwarted on numerous occasions by the efforts of special forces. No coincidence that the last owner was called Black and was a shadowy figure at the CG, who no-one quite knew what his motivation was.

The latest alien plot...see Callum Rice, is to hold concerts at the CG in an effort to aggregate the necessary people.

Rikki Hunt, a prime mover in recent years also had a scheme which entailed setting up a network of muslamic rays over the Town, disguised as a wi-fi system, in order to brainwash people to attend the CG, it only failed due to the incompetence of his sidekick Blue.

The CG hosts the mother ship....there are others dotted around Wiltshire. See Cley Hill, Warminster for example...Waden Hill, Avebury....Merlin's Mount Marlborough.

Am I the only one who thinks it's strange that Power....mysteriously appears from time to time and then disappears again...maybe a wormhole. I mean has anybody ever seen him in "Switzerland"...thought not  Hmmm
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2016, 13:04:23 »

"A full planning application for the wider site will be submitted in due course"

This is where Power will make his money back
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2016, 13:06:20 »

"A full planning application for the wider site will be submitted in due course"

This is where Power will make his money back
HOW DARE HE!
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, April 13, 2016, 14:37:55 »

"A full planning application for the wider site will be submitted in due course"

This is where Power will make his money back

He's going to build a theme park which will quickly eclipse Alton Towers and Chessington.  The first attraction at "PowerLand" will be a virtual reality area where visitors/customers will search (unsuccessfully) for Milan Misun.  Smiley
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, April 14, 2016, 10:41:04 »

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/14427097.Swindon_Town_hope_to_be_in_new_training_ground_by_July/
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, April 14, 2016, 10:55:47 »


Hope they clear all the balls from the driving range before they move, could be lots of twisted ankles?  Cheesy
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, April 14, 2016, 10:57:16 »

Was there much point buying a new training ground when players get 4 days off in a row anyway?
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, April 14, 2016, 10:58:49 »

Pretty certain that doesn't happen every week does it
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