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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:11:09 » |
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If you think you have a food allergy, you probably don't. Especially if it's gluten.
Unless you do, and then you really know you do, and know what you can eat and can't eat. |
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:14:22 » |
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Sometimes you will end up being the sober(er) one. Think of it as penance for all the times you weren't.
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:18:00 » |
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All chemical vices are allowed on special occasions. Until the special occasion becomes Tuesday morning before work.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:21:45 » |
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Learn when to say 'no'. But also know that 'yes' is almost always the better option.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:25:49 » |
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Have a local pub that you go to a lot.
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:27:53 » |
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Always be nice to bar-staff.
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:29:14 » |
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Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:30:36 » |
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Don't take the piss out of people who are worse off than you. Always aim up.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:40:11 » |
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If you are over 15 then you shouldn't be spraying yourself with Lynx.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:42:19 » |
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Well done steak is a waste of a cow. Always respect your meat.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:45:36 » |
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Learn from people's mistakes. But just because somebody failed at something, don't underestimate your ability to do the same thing better.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:47:03 » |
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Train journeys are always an excuse to drink overpriced cans of Stella.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 05:51:45 » |
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If you're really poor, the best alcohol/£ is supermarket own brand cream sherry.
If you can't afford that then at least try to get Frosty Jacks instead of White Ace.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 08:07:32 » |
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Respect is earned, not just given. Living to an old age doesn't automatically entitle you to it.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, October 22, 2015, 08:08:39 » |
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Rabbit is a really tasty, easily bred meat. We should all eat more of it.
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