Best Meltdowns

[Red Frog]

Oh good. An LNT into the bargain. That was satisfyingly weird. Why was everyone up so late last night?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Ells that was an amazing comeback!! 

I was up feeding my baby at silly o clock but stfc1975 probably wouldn't mind that as it would be seen as doing my womanly duties?

[herthab]

Can you still get Babycham? stfc1975 has certainly got the moves. Smooth motherfucker.

[joteddyred]

I dont get it. But then I suppose everyone will kiss your ass anyway thinkingbyour a girl.

You nearly had me convinced

Why do you think Ells isn't female?

Anyway, the TEF don't tend to kiss ass to females.  Some of them have been downright rude to me at times  

I had a Babycham round my friend's a couple of months ago.  We were reliving our youth!

[Batch]

there are clearly two ways to prove you are female

1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver

or

2. explain the offside rule.


thus I've stereotyped men and women in one post, in the interest of equality

[horlock07]

Someone's got sand in their vagina.

I suspect alcohol in their blood more likely.....

[horlock07]

there are clearly two ways to prove you are female

1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver

or

2. explain the offside rule.


thus I've stereotyped men and women in one post, in the interest of equality

There is a third way we could demand a test as per Caster Semenya?

Seriously though what a bizarre evening I assume that the '1975' bit would refer to year of birth so seems a little strange to suddenly have a meltdown like a 15 year old? Booze is a funny old thing?

[Batch]

it was certainly odd. happened across a few threads. 1975, perhaps, is having a midlife crisis after hitting 40?

booze 99% of the time makes me soppy, but every now and then I drink something that makes me surly..

now I know that you can't beleive everything you read on the internet, but if ells is a bloke then who am I following on twitter  and why are they pretending to be a girl on there?;

[sonicyouth]

I've been pretending to be a man on the Internet for years

[Honkytonk]

now I know that you can't beleive everything you read on the internet, but if ells is a bloke then who am I following on twitter  and why are they pretending to be a girl on there?;

Because it makes me feel sexy.

[jayohaitchenn]

This thread could be a classic given the right cues

[Nemo]

Are Combe Down, STFC 1975 and inept and crass all the same person? I only mention because they all seem to post in very similar if not identical syntax and be entirely bonkers. And spoiling for a fight.

[Red Frog]

How come no-one's yet mentioned our very own "special" constable, Stilton Red / It's Love?

Every post was a meltdown. I think he's still doing it on Twitter. Pity I can't find any of his classics in the archives on here.

[OrangeTransits]

I've been pretending to be a man on the Internet for years

GROW UP YOU CUNT !!!

[Red Frog]

GROW UP YOU CUNT !!!

As meltdowns go, that was pretty shit.