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« Reply #15 on: Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:02:05 »

For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours:

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0

The best bit is when one of them says:

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moron? i have a first class degree, a masters and i am managing director of one of sussexs top 50 companies.

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« Reply #16 on: Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:02:57 »

The Toni one sticks in my mind! Didn't it start asking about where she could buy an adver??
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:25:53 »

The best bit is when one of them says:

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Uh oh, who's gonna tell him Wink  Mind you it is funny as fuck
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 2, 2015, 23:55:25 »

The Toni one sticks in my mind! Didn't it start asking about where she could buy an adver??
That thread should be recommended reading for anyone who comes on here. Sets out the tone of the TEF nicely. I read I when I first signed up.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 2, 2015, 23:57:51 »

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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:00:28 »

That thread should be recommended reading for anyone who comes on here. Sets out the tone of the TEF nicely. I read I when I first signed up.

Same here. At first I felt really sorry for her but then it just got more and more bizarre and by the end I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils*

*maybe not really
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:06:05 »

Quote from: Ells ink=topic=56094.msg1351706#msg1351706 date=1443830428
Same here. At first I felt really sorry for her but then it just got more and more bizarre and by the end I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils*

*maybe not really

I read it aswell . But I dont have to lick ass .

" required reading if you want to be accepted"
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:10:34 »

I read it aswell . But I dont have to lick ass .

" required reading if you want to be accepted"


Someone's got sand in their vagina.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:21:53 »

[quote authr=Ells link=topic=56094.msg1351711#msg1351711 date=1443831034]
Someone's got sand in their vagina.
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I dont get it. But then I suppose everyone will kiss your ass anyway thinkingbyour a girl.

You nearly had me convinced
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:47:57 »

Yeah, you're definitely drunk. I think you need a kip m'love. And perhaps a bit more belief in yourself.
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:53:15 »

Yeah, you're definitely drunk. I think youregular v kip m'love. And perhaps a bit more belief in yourself.

I'm fine hun . Maybe we should meet before a game one day . Take a selfie ( together). Where do you sit. Or if not a regular I will defo meet you on your next appearance and buy you a Baby Sham.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:58:33 »

Do the words "fucking creepy" mean anything to you?
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 01:05:20 »

Do the words "fucking creepy" mean anything to you?

Nope.

Man pretending to be a woman on the internet,

Slightly.
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 02:24:41 »

Haha what the hell? Someone having a meltdown in the thread about meltdowns! Only on here!  Embarrassed
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, October 3, 2015, 02:59:27 »

Haha what the hell? Someone having a meltdown in the thread about meltdowns! Only on here!  Embarrassed

Indeed!  Head Hurts

Whatever your name is stfc1975, I realise this will come as a shock to you and for that I apologise - but half the population are female, and some of us actually like football. Dare I say it, some of us even understand it. Some of us have even learnt to read and write (which is more than can be said for you, but that's by the by.)

I realise you have a problem with women, so I'll try not to shock you any further, but I will inform you now that I am not your "hun", and the chances of me accepting a "baby sham" from you are about similar to the chances of the Dalai Lama shitting on the Pope, only the former would be far more disturbing and unpleasant.

Sorry about that. Do have an aspirin before you go to bed.
Bye
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