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« Reply #15 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 12:12:21 »

It's a completely pointless thing to do with no medical benefit whatsoever.

Unless you like getting things shoved up your arse I suppose, in which case who am I to judge Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 12:20:15 »

A Chicken Phall will do the same job.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 13:45:50 »

It's a completely pointless thing to do with no medical benefit whatsoever.

Unless you like getting things shoved up your arse I suppose, in which case who am I to judge Cheesy
I'm not thinking of it for medical reasons - just the feeling of being 'empty' and not clogged up.

Or, at least, I surmise that would be the outcome.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 13:47:31 »

Surely the right diet would be better? At least for a while to help clear your system out.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 13:50:12 »

I just cannot diet.

I know what's bad for me - beer, spicy food, dairy, bread - but I'm fucked if I'm giving that up if I can get a result by having a garden hose shoved up my hole.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 13:53:44 »

A Chicken Phall will do the same job.

Is that what Sam Morshead's missus was cooking the other night?

A bit radical.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 13:57:20 »

I just cannot diet.

I know what's bad for me - beer, spicy food, dairy, bread - but I'm fucked if I'm giving that up if I can get a result by having a garden hose shoved up my hole.

I'm liking the thought process here, I might well be asking the wife for enema vouchers..
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, May 29, 2015, 15:03:27 »

I'm not thinking of it for medical reasons - just the feeling of being 'empty' and not clogged up.

Or, at least, I surmise that would be the outcome.

Your colon expels waste naturally - that's basically what it's for. The body's pretty great at getting rid of the stuff it doesn't need, or toilet paper companies would have gone out of business a long time ago!

If you're feeling "clogged up" it's probably something you need to get checked out. Colonics are basically placebos and can do damage.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:17:50 »

Some lad I know had it and said he could see pieces of Lego and stuff he'd obviously eaten when he was little.
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:19:29 »

A Chicken Phall will do the same job.

Last nights vindaloo is certainly working its way through this morning.
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:21:32 »

Last nights vindaloo is certainly working its way through this morning.
and it will take everything in its path as well.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:28:24 »

and it will take everything in its path as well.

4 shits so far
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:38:46 »

4 shits so far
any lego?
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 10:53:13 »

Or Meccano?
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, May 30, 2015, 11:21:17 »

First one was the meat, last 3 have just been the sauce Cheesy
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