Some footballers eating some food in a restaurant

[Red and Proud]

What the Million Pound man didn't notice is that the two of them were actually there on a date with South African film star Charlize Theron.

Apparently the two are hoping for some Knicker-bokke-glory later on.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you and good night.

Nice one you cunt.

[Benzel]

We need a thread dedicated to that Boo Cleverly off Facebook

[Combe Down]

What a load of waffle.

[Hoboken]

More concerning is that that place recently did badly in a recent hygiene check. 

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11802351.Kaspa_s_dessert_diner_gets_low_hygiene_score/

I'm sure Cooper would have told them to eat different desserts!

However, that place is quite a la mode*

*this is a pun: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-la-mode.html

[Combe Down]

More concerning is that that place recently did badly in a recent hygiene check.  

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11802351.Kaspa_s_dessert_diner_gets_low_hygiene_score/

I'm sure Cooper would have told them to eat different desserts!

However, that place is quite a la mode*

*this is a pun: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-la-mode.html

Please keep up. It now has a four star rating out of five http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/12899370.Four_star_rating_for_popular_pud_parlour/

[Hoboken]

Please keep up. It now has a four star rating out of five http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/12899370.Four_star_rating_for_popular_pud_parlour/

Fair enough. Might try it myself now...

[THE FLASH]

More concerning is that that place recently did badly in a recent hygiene check. 

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11802351.Kaspa_s_dessert_diner_gets_low_hygiene_score/

I'm sure Cooper would have told them to eat different desserts!

However, that place is quite a la mode*

*this is a pun: http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-la-mode.html

They deserve the shits for blowing our auto chances.

If they are not eating brown rice and running a marathon everyday, I don't want to know.

[horlock07]

This reminds me a little of the outrage that Grealish, Sterling etc have been photographed inhaling Nitrous oxide.

Five Live were in full outrage mode last week, and spoke to David Nutt who I recall is (or was) some manner of governmental drugs expert. They were laying it on heavily about role models, bad for heath, unprofessional and he basically pointed out that it could be much worse... they could be drinking alcohol which is considerably worse for you!

He just essentially laughed at the media for their OTT response.

[Batch]

sterling laughed it off too. he laughed at everything mind...

(stolen from Jason Manford)