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« on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:04:04 »

Once upon a time, I was a Rozzer. In June last year I retired and took up a job as a caretaker/ maintenance bloke at a special needs school.

I was in the corridor doing something earlier when I heard one of the classes singing a song to the tune of ‘My Darling Clementine’. Before I knew it I was joining in with ‘put the oxford on the top- put the City in the middle……’ before I realized what was going on.

I managed to shut the fuck up before finishing the song Embarrassed
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:32:32 »

Once upon a time, I was a Rozzer. In June last year I retired and took up a job as a caretaker/ maintenance bloke at a special needs school.

I was in the corridor doing something earlier when I heard one of the classes singing a song to the tune of ‘My Darling Clementine’. Before I knew it I was joining in with ‘put the oxford on the top- put the City in the middle……’ before I realized what was going on.

I managed to shut the fuck up before finishing the song Embarrassed

In this day and age, working in schools you have to be so careful what you say and do....being an ex copper, I'm surprised you passed the CRB check...
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:21:54 »

DBS check its called now Reg, as I know you like to be accurate Wink
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:25:45 »

DBS check its called now Reg, as I know you like to be accurate Wink

Indeed...what does it stand for?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:28:33 »

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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:43:42 »

Blimey, I thought Sippo was going to say...

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 18:05:42 »

this reminds me of "how's your father referee?"
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 20:29:52 »

this reminds me of "how's your father referee?"
Thought it was "who"s your father referee"
Talking of referee songs,do you recall "he"s a long legged bastard dressed in black". . . think it was to the tune of a Mungo Jerry song.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 29, 2015, 16:56:41 »

Thought it was "who"s your father referee"
Talking of referee songs,do you recall "he"s a long legged bastard dressed in black". . . think it was to the tune of a Mungo Jerry song.


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