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THE FLASH

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« on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 10:29:25 »

Organising a stag do.

Need a lady(ies) to do a turn...

Any contacts in Swindon?

Message me....

I'm looking for semi professional/ professional rather than a TE members Nan.

Abuse also welcome!
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kerry red

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 10:37:24 »

I know a 'lady' who can pick up ping pong balls in their flange and shoot them out.

That sort of thing?
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Flashheart

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 10:48:50 »

I could send one in the post. Can't make promises on the actual gender though!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 11:40:44 »

I know a 'lady' who can pick up ping pong balls in their flange and shoot them out.

That sort of thing?

Jackpot!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 11:41:23 »

I could send one in the post. Can't make promises on the actual gender though!

Jutty is going.....if gets turned down it will be rock bottom for him...
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 13:18:33 »



Abuse also welcome!

Is the S&M part for the stag do or a more personal request?
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 14:08:54 »

I used to know of a "lady" that could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
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DMR

« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 14:10:19 »

adultwork.com

For all your drilling needs folks.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 14:42:53 »

your mum
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 14:43:29 »

Is the S&M part for the stag do or a more personal request?

I envisaged Flash in something like this...

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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 14:45:44 »

Does Porno Pete not still do this kind of thing??
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, January 25, 2015, 16:48:14 »

Thats for matchdays only Reg.

I went to Butlins on a stag a few years back and the Stag was dressed in rubber gimp suit head to foot and pulled around by a lead!
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