Best/silliest old school 'insults'...

[Matchworn Shirts]

Arse wipe

[Hoboken]

My wife's from New York City. Apparently the big insult when she was in school was "you ain't got no mother!"

[Mother Brown]

Pog mo hon.

[flammableBen]

Hoboken's wife is from new york, apparently the big insult is "You're married to Hoboken".

[Hoboken]

Hoboken's wife is from new york, apparently the big insult is "You're married to Hoboken".

Huh?

[PeakRed]

is 'kappa slappa' the newer version of 'chis', administered with head slap for anyone with a suspiciously high

"Tefal Head" was always the insult for anyone with anything resembling a slightly larger forehead...

[donkey]

My wife's from New York City. Apparently the big insult when she was in school was "you ain't got no mother!"

Is she from Hoboken, or is that where you lived? (I think you mentioned once you lived in NY).  Of course, feel free to tell me to fuck off and stop being such nosey sod.  Just curious is all.