Let's Get Political!

[Flashheart]

What a cock up.

They did have a working system, only for it to be fucked up and all because Moggy wanted to be relevant.

[swindonmaniac]

So Alok Sharma, the business secretary is having a Covid test after falling ill at the dispatch box yesterday. How many mps will have to self isolate if he tests positive?

Both of them judging by the numbers in the house of commons.

[pauld]

What a cock up.

They did have a working system, only for it to be fucked up and all because Moggy wanted to be relevant.

There's a reason why he dresses like an undertaker.

[horlock07]

And there you go....

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/03/britain-ready-allow-import-chlorinated-chicken-us/

[swindonmaniac]

And there you go....

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2020/06/03/britain-ready-allow-import-chlorinated-chicken-us/

You couldn't make it up could you ??.

[Batch]

I was told they were not obliged to put county of origin in the packaging under the proposals too...

still, farmers voted brexit..

[horlock07]

Watch until the end

https://twitter.com/jelle_simons/status/1267973290083192834?s=20

[StfcRusty]

So Alok Sharma, the business secretary is having a Covid test after falling ill at the dispatch box yesterday. How many mps will have to self isolate if he tests positive?

In around 2015 or 2016, Alok Sharma, in his role as Reading local MP, was invited to come and see a community outreach project that I was involved with which used football to engage young teenagers. He was told there would be a photo op with the media. Turned up late, discovered the media weren’t there but that the organisation would be taking a photo and issuing a press release, posed for the photo and made his excuses and left. Didn’t talk to any of the children or volunteers.

[pauld]

Rees-Mogg has just said in Parliament that "I’ve never had longer hair and I’m beginning to wonder whether I ought to ask nanny if she can find a pudding bowl and put it on and see if something can be done as an emergency measure". After some heckles he responded "Of course nanny is part of the household, what a daft question".

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/uk-news/2020/06/04/my-hair-risks-me-looking-like-long-haired-lover-from-liverpool-says-rees-mogg/

Jesus Fucking Wept. #AllInItTogether

[StfcRusty]

The odd thing is, his hair looks just like it always does. It’s either a wig, has barely grown in 2 and a half months or he’s been having it cut already.

Photo of Rees-Mogg in the commons today attached.

[tans]

That smarmy fucker wouldve been breaking lockdown rules all lockdown guaranteed imo

[mystical_goat]

still, farmers voted brexit..

I tried pointing this out to some farmers on twitter recently, did not go down well.

Them: "How do you know farmers voted Brexit!?"
Me: "It says it on every poll I can find. Happy to be proven wrong."
Them: "Maybe you're just finding what you want to find!"
Me: "I'm googling the question and reading all the results. Happy to be proven wrong. Every poll I can find says so. Can you show me some links that say otherwise?"
[silence]

Them: "I'm a farmer and I didn't vote Brexit!"
Me: "But lots of others did."
Them: "Right. So all farmers are Brexiteers then!"

Them: "Farmers are lumped together not just politically but ability, situation, money and all the ways we are pigeonholed. Some of the worst culprits to my great annoyance is school teachers!
 

At which point I realised that sensible debate and discussion on Twitter is absolutely pointless, at least with farmers.

[Bob's Orange]

They do tend to milk it as well.

[Valid Pint]

What a cock up.

They did have a working system, only for it to be fucked up and all because Moggy wanted to be relevant.

Calm down girls & boys. Nightmare on Elm Park is tickety-boo. Panic over.

[BambooToTheFuture]

They do tend to milk it as well.

Hmm, some of them are lovely but some of them can be quite arable.