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« Reply #6375 on: Tuesday, June 25, 2019, 22:17:02 »

As one Twitterati said, sounds a lot like

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« Reply #6376 on: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 07:22:47 »

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Prime Minister of Great Britain, struggling to explain how he paints cardboard boxes to look like buses (no, really). Heard more lucid coherence from the blokes who sit in the car parks with bottles of White Lightning



I used to paint boxes to look like trains so can understand where he is coming from...... although I was 5 at the time!
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« Reply #6377 on: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 09:36:18 »

He even needed prompting of the date brexit is meant to happen Doh
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« Reply #6378 on: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 10:24:58 »



by Boris aged 55
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« Reply #6379 on: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 17:10:20 »

I am not really sure what you are surprised by, as it stands no crime has been shown to have been committed and its just the NewKip making all manner of threats to squeem and squeem and squeem. 

But that's not a big enough majority in favour of Labour. The voters knowing what they do now, have changed their minds. We need a peoples vote to settle the argument, so a re-run of the by election is the only answer. No convicted election fraudsters, no postal voting allowed this time, what are you afraid of ?
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« Reply #6380 on: Wednesday, June 26, 2019, 17:44:03 »

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« Reply #6381 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 08:37:47 »

snakes

Parliament is full of them, don't go there.
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« Reply #6382 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 08:44:34 »

Parliament is full of them, don't go there.

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« Reply #6383 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 11:09:40 »

It's been suggested that the Boris bus painting anecdote is a plot to play the Google search algo, and it's worked.

https://parall.ax/blog/view/3301/boris-johnson-the-unlikely-seo-strategist
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« Reply #6384 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 11:11:13 »

It's been suggested that the Boris bus painting anecdote is a plot to play the Google search algo, and it's worked.

https://parall.ax/blog/view/3301/boris-johnson-the-unlikely-seo-strategist

Who cares? Really I mean cares?
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« Reply #6385 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 11:44:24 »

I've only just seen the Johnson bus video thing now, and it's every bit as incredible as I'd heard it was.  He's clearly taking the piss.  What he really means to say is:

'Fuck you.  Fuck every single one of you.  Fuck you and your stupid questions.  Ask me a stupid question, and I'll make up a stupid answer on the spot.  And they'll lap it up.  I'll wing it, just like I always do.  I'm not even trying to be credible here.  I'll make stuff up that no sane person would ever believe.  And you know what?  They'll vote me in anyway.  So fuck you again.  I can do what the fuck I like.'
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« Reply #6386 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 11:50:26 »

I've only just seen the Johnson bus video thing now, and it's every bit as incredible as I'd heard it was.  He's clearly taking the piss. 

That's one interpretation.

Personally think he's just bugled it:

internal boris: Oh shit, I was only half listening, right something interesting - well I can't fail to beat 'fields of what', just don't mention the bloody bus, that's all I have to do
Boris: I like putting crates together and painting them like buses.

internal boris: Oh shit, quick bring it back in out favour
Boris: er, no not buses, the people on them.

team Boris: Oh FFS. Quick, lets paper over it. What's that work experience guy...google rankings. Great. GO GO GO.
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« Reply #6387 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 11:55:31 »

It's not the buses that bothers me so much. It's his complete inability to articulate himself.
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« Reply #6388 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 12:08:03 »

I've only just seen the Johnson bus video thing now, and it's every bit as incredible as I'd heard it was.  He's clearly taking the piss.  What he really means to say is:

'Fuck you.  Fuck every single one of you.  Fuck you and your stupid questions.  Ask me a stupid question, and I'll make up a stupid answer on the spot.  And they'll lap it up.  I'll wing it, just like I always do.  I'm not even trying to be credible here.  I'll make stuff up that no sane person would ever believe.  And you know what?  They'll vote me in anyway.  So fuck you again.  I can do what the fuck I like.'
Yep, like Trump with his "I could shoot people on 5th Avenue and people would still vote for me". Both advised by the far-right/"white nationalist" strategist, Steve Bannon.
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« Reply #6389 on: Thursday, June 27, 2019, 12:17:03 »

Yep, like Trump with his "I could shoot people on 5th Avenue and people would still vote for me". Both advised by the far-right/"white nationalist" strategist, Steve Bannon.

You take things too seriously.
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