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« on: Thursday, December 4, 2014, 21:07:20 »

Hey people 3rd round of the fa vase on sat 3 pm kick off .Before you cunts diss me its £2.50 a lager or local cider black rat trust me it's better than the wife beating Stella. Melksham Chairman is a massive stfc fan and Steve Phillips ex shit head plays for shit and smell it All in all a good crack at £4 entrance fee if you are local take a punt
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 4, 2014, 21:13:46 »

I've heard some good nicknames before, but that's pretty special.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 4, 2014, 22:11:05 »

Epic opening post
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 4, 2014, 22:29:54 »

God, I've got absolutely rat arsed on Black rat (pun intended) many many times and have vowed to never do so again.

It does terrible things to you.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 4, 2014, 22:34:57 »

Our favourite keeper?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 12:35:51 »

Decent club melksham. Do very well considering they don't pay their players.
Ground is a bastard to find if you are not familiar with the area though
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 12:44:32 »

Shit and smell it.....brilliant.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 13:55:21 »

Decent club melksham. Do very well considering they don't pay their players.
Ground is a bastard to find if you are not familiar with the area though
In the process a if having a new ground built I believe?
As you said they do very well considering they don't pay and only play Melkshsm based players.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 17:08:14 »

Most locals in North Somerset, including Bath where I live will know of Shepton Mallet as 'Shit and Smell It'  It so sums the place up!
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 17:14:03 »

Most locals in North Somerset, including Bath where I live will know of Shepton Mallet as 'Shit and Smell It'  It so sums the place up!
And in South Somerset in Yeovil, Crewkerne and Chard call it that.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, December 5, 2014, 19:14:12 »

Yes they are having a new facility built which for a town like Melksham is fantastic (kids pitches too) and as stated do not have a playing budget .If you are coming tomorrow (especially to see Mr Phillips )it's xmas lights switch on at 5pm so parking in town is free in church street king street and lowbourne car parks but I believe you can't drive to the club car park at Melksham house as the road will be shut .This club have made massive strides with its local player policy and deserve some support
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, December 6, 2014, 19:16:04 »

For those who are interested Melksham won 3-2 in a good game .Caught up with lots of lads I played with locally even the ones I kicked all over the pitch .Shit and smell it dominated large chunks of possession but Melksham ground out a fab win .Steve Phillips is still a tosser and still can't kick it!Even a city fan that attended hates him.On to the next round the Clubhouse boys are hoping for a good away day in the Blackpool area or any club near Oxford.I even got to see the Christmas lights switch on so happy days Oh and a great crowd too with free scarves given out .Come on the other town !!!
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, December 6, 2014, 19:20:51 »

Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllips
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, December 6, 2014, 22:34:05 »

I just can't get over the 'Shit and smell it' nickname. Brilliant.
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