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Barry Scott

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« on: Monday, September 1, 2014, 21:52:49 »

Ive just upgraded, so I'm selling my previous shiny fashion accessory made for retards who know nothing about computers.

Send me a pm if you're possibly in the market for a maxed out 13".
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 07:00:01 »

May want to work on your "pitch" a little bit there, Baz Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 08:12:56 »

Cheesy Don Draper I am not. Just tried to preempt the ignorance that tends to follow overpriced, glorified Speak & Spells around.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 08:38:56 »

I have no need or want for one, but part of me does like the idea of a shiny fashion accessory made for retards.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 08:40:51 »

I was sold as soon as Barry said "shiny" and "maxed out".

Sale pitch=perfect Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:16:14 »

You know you all want some superior tech and your jealousy makes you ugly people who don't have cool beards to stroke while sitting in Costa chuckling at PewDiePie videos on YouTube hoping the bohemian girl in the corner is getting damp at your wanton disregard for conformity. (And breathe.)
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:21:29 »

You know you all want some superior tech and your jealousy makes you ugly people who don't have cool beards to stroke while sitting in Costa chuckling at PewDiePie videos on YouTube hoping the bohemian girl in the corner is getting damp at your wanton disregard for conformity. (And breathe.)
That made me chuckle Smiley I actually read it without stopping and ran out of breath!

Not sure if Barry is being totally tongue in cheek Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:35:22 »

Not sure if Barry is being totally tongue in cheek Wink

Yes

I wrote it on my 27" imac. It's not as portable, so I look a bit strange in costa with it, and my beard is patchy, multicoloured and very rapey.

However, I have a nice fedora to offset these minor shortfalls and it allows women to meld with my overt rebellious nature and stealth alpha qualities, further helped by my loud "24" ringtone and musical baritone voice.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:36:19 »

What about the 9 inch schlong
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:42:16 »

Yes

I wrote it on my 27" imac. It's not as portable, so I look a bit strange in costa with it, and my beard is patchy, multicoloured and very rapey.

However, I have a nice fedora to offset these minor shortfalls and it allows women to meld with my overt rebellious nature and stealth alpha qualities, further helped by my loud "24" ringtone and musical baritone voice.

You sound like a proper 4chaner. Have you had anything to do with these iCloud hacks?
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:50:28 »

Nothing to do with iCloud Samdy, it's likely CIA covering their arses and throwing shit at the genius of jobs. I think it's all Google to be honest, the correlation is strong.

Gotta go, there's a bird checking me out. I'm going to saunter over and start a conversation about Windows 8 and Feature Creep. 
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 2, 2014, 14:51:52 »

What about the 9 inch schlong

Is it like midway between an iPad and an iPad mini? Guessing it's android?
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