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« on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 10:36:55 »

Read this you cunts.

http://fpffuk.wordpress.com/2014/08/15/football-without-soul-ollyvertweet/
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:06:25 »

Poetry is fucking gay and that one is gay and shit.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:19:49 »

Yeah, nothing says "Fuck you, Premier League" like a rhyming couplet.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:28:54 »

It's gay and shit and it's interesting how gay and shit oue league is
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:29:32 »

No doubting the subject matter, just very poorly executed and written like a schoolboy
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 11:33:42 »

The premier league is brilliant. Dream teams, betting, transfer rumours, cheating talking points, etc,etc all of it fucking great.
Football doesn't have a soul either. Never has,its a sport.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:19:33 »

There was a league called Premier
Whose chairman talked out of his Derrière
But everyone loves a little bit of a circus
Fun doesn't always have to have a purpose
But for it's demise we wouldn't shed a tear


There we go, I'm a fecking poet too.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:27:38 »

Thought it was quite good
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 12:57:32 »

The Premier League
It is not really that bad
So calm the fuck down
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 13:29:55 »

Not going to lie, it's a shameless plug for a friends blog, so as long as you click the link I couldn't give two fucks what you think of it. For what it's worth, I think it's utter shite.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 13:51:24 »

Well played, Crispy. Well played.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:21:41 »

It's the South Bank Show, with Jayo and Crispy.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:23:58 »

I was thinking Zig and Zag.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:43:35 »

This isn't another 15 year old who's "Against Modern Football" is it?
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, August 15, 2014, 14:46:00 »

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