Adver News: Seebeck 87 release statement claiming they are Swindon Town's owners

[News Monkey]

Seebeck 87 release statement claiming they are Swindon Town's owners
           
           


  SEEBECK 87 Ltd have released a statement in which they claim they are the owners of Swindon Town Football Club.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/11159504.Seebeck_87_release_statement_claiming_they_are_Swindon_Town_s_owners/?ref=rss
           
           
           

[nickhaw]

The monkey needs to change his name back...

[Ardiles]

Oh fuck it, why not?  I would like you all to bear witness to my claim:

I am now the owner of Swindon Town Football Club.

[pauld]

I'm the owner of Swindon Town Football Club. And so's my wife.

[Ardiles]

I think we should get one of these internet/social media viral things going...and all claim to be owners of the club.

I have to have a better claim than the 29 year old call centre (or whatever) magnate from Luton, don't I?

[Batch]

I'm sorry but this is a non Swindon owning thread.

[Ardiles]

So you don't own the club, Batch?!

You're rubbish then.

[pauld]

I think we should get one of these internet/social media viral things going...and all claim to be owners of the club.

I have to have a better claim than the 29 year old call centre (or whatever) magnate from Luton, don't I?

Would a person who'd made a fortune from bits of metal that stuck to other bits of metal be a magnet magnate?



..... taxi's ordered, stop shouting

[Ardiles]

Would a person who'd made a fortune from bits of metal that stuck to other bits of metal be a magnet magnate?

..... taxi's ordered, stop shouting

'That's magnificent', he offered, magnanimously.

[Batch]

So you don't own the club, Batch?!

You're rubbish then.

I own the holding companies holding company.

[Ardiles]

Damn.  I've just been legal-entity-bitch-slapped.

[Reg Smeeton]

 Can we have Harbinger of Doom Monkey back please?  I don't think Not So Bad News Monkey is up to the job atm

[Sir Pissalot]

I'm a shareholder but I don't have a fucking clue who the owners are.  Maybe I am!