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« Reply #1290 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 13:39:25 »

Did you switch it on vibrate for her

vrrrt vrrrt

I didn't realise you were a hairdresser. You fucking queer.

This fictional MX-5 is a MK1. Essentially a Go kart with pop up headlights, not a hairdressers car.
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« Reply #1291 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 15:00:00 »

Moving slightly away from SiPie's touchscreen dildo and HT's inner hairdresser, this isn't Jed but it's so Jed-like, it struck me this was the best place to put it:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27815192

In a nutshell, Salisbury have taken out an injunction to ban their owner from the club - he owns 98% but hasn't invested a penny, he's signed an unknown Saudi prince in midfield and there are concerns over the "legitimacy" of his takeover. All he needs is an Albanian with a part-share in transport caff and he's away.
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« Reply #1292 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 15:17:10 »

To be honest i thought it was Jed with a stick on moustache
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« Reply #1293 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 15:27:27 »

I suppose any day soon, the real Jed will be walking down Copacabana Beach in his Speedos doing his impression of the bloke from the Southern Comfort TV ad.   Let's hope he decides to stay there.

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« Reply #1294 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 17:55:57 »

Salisbury now done a Hereford, feel sorry for both sides:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27831582

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« Reply #1295 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 18:09:13 »

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« Reply #1296 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:33:10 »

You lot are the people driving through Kensington with your mates in a Lamborghini.

I'm the bloke in an MX-5 on Italian backroads with an attractive woman in the passenger seat who will do filthy things to me later after a beautiful dinner and a couple of bottles of wine.

What you doing with my missus?
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« Reply #1297 on: Friday, June 13, 2014, 21:57:44 »

What you doing with my missus?

Sorry to break it to you fats.
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« Reply #1298 on: Saturday, June 14, 2014, 09:01:34 »

Sorry to break it to you fats.

You'll have tell your secret of your sucess.
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« Reply #1299 on: Saturday, June 14, 2014, 11:16:14 »

You'll have tell your secret of your sucess.

Buy my 50 step guide to success for the low low price of £100 and come to one of my seminars (£150 entrance fee) and you'll find out.
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« Reply #1300 on: Saturday, June 14, 2014, 18:53:41 »

Buy my 50 step guide to success for the low low price of £100 and come to one of my seminars (£150 entrance fee) and you'll find out.

Bargain. I'll look out for it in Waterstones then. When i have procured a copy i will bring it along to said seminar (dates to be advertised?) for you to personally sign.
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« Reply #1301 on: Monday, June 16, 2014, 14:34:54 »

Really hoping this is a coincidence

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/swindon-town-visit-orchard-friendly-7248728

http://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/thebulls/conference_premier/news/11235437.New_owners_will_be_watching_trial_game_for_Hereford_United_in_London_next_Saturday__claims_sports_management_company/

and that there isn't still a link to Agombar. Not least because there's rumours among Hereford fans that he's linked up with Stephen Vaughan (ex Chester and bessie mates with various Liverpool drugs gangs) in possible development deals in Hereford.
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« Reply #1302 on: Monday, June 16, 2014, 14:51:06 »

Really hoping this is a coincidence

http://www.getwestlondon.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/swindon-town-visit-orchard-friendly-7248728

http://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/thebulls/conference_premier/news/11235437.New_owners_will_be_watching_trial_game_for_Hereford_United_in_London_next_Saturday__claims_sports_management_company/

and that there isn't still a link to Agombar. Not least because there's rumours among Hereford fans that he's linked up with Stephen Vaughan (ex Chester and bessie mates with various Liverpool drugs gangs) in possible development deals in Hereford.

Steve Jenkins....who I'm sure we'd all think was unlikely to be seen as Wales's Blatterman, gone, and replaced by some bloke from Luton....surely no coincidence.  Sad
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« Reply #1303 on: Monday, June 16, 2014, 14:55:44 »

Steve Jenkins....who I'm sure we'd all think was unlikely to be seen as Wales's Blatterman, gone, and replaced by some bloke from Luton....surely no coincidence.  Sad
Well, that kind of makes sense in that Agombar seems to have been associated to JedCo and we know they have Luton links. And while that's all very worrying for Hereford, it needn't set alarm bells ringing here. What concerns me about the "Bedfont Connection" (tm), if there is one, is that this hints at there being an ongoing link between Agombar and our current setup.

Like I say, I very much hope it's coincidence, just a bit worrying as Bedfont is an unlikely place for Hereford to hold trials and, as was pointed out by many on here when our friendly was announced, not the most obvious side for us to have a pre-season friendly against either.
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« Reply #1304 on: Monday, June 16, 2014, 15:54:44 »

League One Giants!!   Too Cool
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