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pnethor

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« on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:50:11 »

is not going to be the girly type of spanking that pervy businessmen pay for in certain Soho clubs but a full-on 'Public School in the 1800's' type of spanking done by a double strict headmaster in one of those big black gowns and a mortor board hat and a big moustashe. And he'll have taken a big run up as well.

Swindon 0 LILYWHITE SLEEPING GIANTS 5

Joe Garner will spank 3 in and Kevin Davies and Paul Gallagher will spank one apiece in.
You have been warned little ones!

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tans
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:51:17 »

Yay hes back!
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Dr Pierre Chang
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:51:29 »

 Clap
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pnethor

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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:54:21 »

But at least the ladies of Swindon will be happy this saturday  Too Cool

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Flashheart

« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:54:25 »

I want another song
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:57:07 »

Evening Thor.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 18:59:13 »

Don't they sell brushes in Preston?   Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:05:36 »

Going very slightly off topic, i have been doing loads of very impressive things but this is probably the most impressive. And the bravest. During the hurricane in February the local news warned people to stay indoors as most did but i went out and braved it. And i filmed myself doing it. I think that shows what an impressive sort of guy i am. Hopefully seeing this footage might tempt some of you to become LILYWHITE SLEEPING GIANTS fans to be a little bit more like me.



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Posh Red
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:10:58 »

Forget the game, the most important question needs to be answered.

Will you be bringing your whippet on Saturday?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:12:04 »

 The first ever deployment of a traffic cone in Britain, was on the Preston by pass in 1958.....that's the sort of beast we're dealing with here.
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kerry red

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:21:48 »

Hope that cheating, spiteful cunt Kevin Davies gets the dog abuse he deserves - or preferably a good kicking
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DMR

« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:22:09 »

That selfie is unreal, take a bow lad
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:26:18 »

That selfie is unreal, take a bow lad

It really could do with an inflatable Mjolnir to set it off...

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Sir Pissalot

« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:28:08 »

Yaaay!  He's back!   Clap

I want to keep him.  Please let me keep him.  I promise that I'll feed him and take him for walks and put fresh straw in his box every week.  A thor is not just for Christmas...




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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 19, 2014, 19:32:10 »

Somewhere in Lancashire, a village has lost an idiot.

I want that one.
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