A rugby league side?
Many years ago we were travelling home n the minibus from a 5-0 beating at Newcastle (the one that Gazza played in and Lou Macari bet on) when we stopped for a drink in Castleford.
We were getting on fine with the locals until suddenly there was a bit of a square off that went a bit like this -
"Fuck off back to Swindon you cunts"
"Eh ?"
"I said Fuck of back to Swindon - fucking deaf as well"
"No you fuck off you fucking northern twat"
"you know not to come here you Swindon cunts"
"Why the fuck would we know not to come here, it's a shit town that none of us have ever heard of"
"You know the history"
"What history ?"
"We hate cunts from Swinton" (notice I just started typing Swinton)
"did you say "Swinton" or is that just your twatty northern accent ?
"I said Swinton you fucking Swinton cunts"
"Ah, I think there's been a misunderstanding"
Then we all laughed and had a great night
This did actually happen by th way - virtually word for word described
M point being...................can't remember