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« Reply #600 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 20:24:23 »

It is not obvious to most people because I keep it well concealed, but I enjoy a swig or two of brew most days. I'm not an ex-Arse player but I'm one of your kith and kin. Maybe I should get rat-faced one day and fall inebriated drunk outside the players entrance to the County Ground. Will you start a thread for me?

You've got your own thread already.
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« Reply #601 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 20:30:33 »

Good point  Sad

All us drunks are myopic and selfish. Case in point. They should exhile us to the Isle of Wight and let us sort it out
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« Reply #602 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 21:02:35 »

Got any spare cider Doss? Ive run out
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« Reply #603 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 21:11:10 »

I am drinking Cider tonight Tans, not because I want to, but because it eases the pain. I am not judge and jury on anyone. It seems irrevocable but I am determined to beat it one day...
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« Reply #604 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 21:13:30 »

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« Reply #605 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 21:16:12 »

Thanks Sonic. I am too shy for AA meetings. The prospect of standing infront of people would drive me to drink. It would be fearful for me.
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« Reply #606 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 21:30:31 »

I am drinking Cider tonight Tans, not because I want to, but because it eases the pain. I am not judge and jury on anyone. It seems irrevocable but I am determined to beat it one day...
I hear you brother, it's the same for me with peanut M&M's.
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« Reply #607 on: Friday, August 2, 2013, 23:17:43 »

Thanks Sonic. I am too shy for AA meetings. The prospect of standing infront of people would drive me to drink. It would be fearful for me.

Does, does your first name begin with L, and you are to be found in the town end? 
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« Reply #608 on: Saturday, August 3, 2013, 05:34:25 »

Does, does your first name begin with L, and you are to be found in the town end? 

Louis Cassius?
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« Reply #609 on: Saturday, August 3, 2013, 08:09:32 »

http://www.dignitas.ch/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=20&lang=en
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« Reply #610 on: Thursday, August 15, 2013, 22:26:49 »

Sorry guys, I can't muster the level of hatred in words towards Shrewsbury that I feel, i'll fall short, but I fucking despise them cunts. That town stole my childhood, but I hear the voice in my veins urging me on to make the journey. I was ridiculed and despised for following Swindon in amongst a swamp of Man Utd and Liverpool fans. Shrewsbury was their little bit on the side. I fucking hate them with an adorable passion. Let's unite and tell these wankers what we think about them. 
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« Reply #611 on: Thursday, August 15, 2013, 22:29:44 »

We are constantly riddled with accusations of being cheats and molested by their on-going suggestions of being a crippled organisation awaiting non-league football, let's show these cunts what we are made of!
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« Reply #612 on: Thursday, August 15, 2013, 22:34:05 »

They dwell on our supposed ill-gotten promotion as Champions, our glory at their expense, sing it loud chaps and make them feel like the underlings they really are.
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« Reply #613 on: Sunday, September 15, 2013, 17:12:42 »

I would like to travel to The States, however I have some menial black marks, most noteworthy of which is assault, when I defended myself against a ticket conductor who attacked me with two of his honchos. Might seem incredulous but I did what I had to do. This was 5 years ago. I am not a violent person by nature.

Is this sufficient to get me barred from entry?
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« Reply #614 on: Sunday, September 15, 2013, 17:19:17 »

https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/1282/kw/entry%20criminal%20offense/sno/1

Were they a likely terrorist? might help your case.

On the basis you are a complete fruit loop, I'd wager you don't make it through immigration without at least a rectal probe being necessary.
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