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« on: Monday, August 8, 2005, 22:27:58 »

Just got back from an insane week in Corfu.  Have I missed anything?  Did Howard play on Saturday?  Is he still a cunt?  Pissing on matresses, puking on someone else\'s balcony and waking them up only to find I wasn\'t at my own apartment, walking through the streets of Kavos naked, passing out on the floor of a nightclub, bellyflopping off a 5m boat....

Watching SSNews during the Barnsley match and seems to have been a bit of a dampener.  Am tempted to go tomorrow, but might be skint after I bought about 4 fake Von Dutch caps  :|  and CDs from clubs out there, not to mention shitloads of dodgy cocktails which seem to have erased most of my memory.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 00:33:49 »

brilliant, I demand you come to the Merlin tomorrow evening and give me the full stories of every single event of your holiday!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 04:48:53 »

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Am tempted to go tomorrow, but might be skint after I bought about 4 fake Von Dutch caps  :|  and CDs from clubs out there, not to mention shitloads of dodgy cocktails which seem to have erased most of my memory.


Why anyone would want to buy a Von Dutch cap let alone a fake one is beyond me young Walrus!?. :|
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 04:51:45 »

now, a von bitch cap, they're the coolest....  :|
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 06:34:46 »

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Am tempted to go tomorrow, but might be skint after I bought about 4 fake Von Dutch caps  :|  and CDs from clubs out there, not to mention shitloads of dodgy cocktails which seem to have erased most of my memory.


Why anyone would want to buy a Von Dutch cap let alone a fake one is beyond me young Walrus!?. :|


Bet they are pink as well!!      
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 08:47:00 »

good work young man, in your absence it has been decided on that i am going to groom you into a young adult, whilst yeovil will be doing the same to mr russell. therefore i can give you a lift home tonight if needed {am already in swindon} and we will be going to forest on saturday so can pick you up, please email any pics of naked nubile girls you picked up on holiday as payment towards car lifts.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 09:58:05 »

Nothing is ever free is it Mex. Naked women tut tut. Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 12:15:06 »

The Von Dutch caps do look remotely nice, and it seemed like a good idea at the time!  Am insanely into dance music at the moment - Poison by Groove Coverage, Don't Play Nice (fast club mix) by Verbalicious seem to be my favourite at the moment.  Anyone recommend anything else similar to this for my temporary fad?

Mex - I didn't pull!  I was too drunk most nights, and would have felt guilty....  I know I know I'm a total poof.  I have pics of my male friends in the nude from when they were twatted off their nuts if that's any help?

I should be okay for a lift tonight - not even sure if I'm going yet!  Forest is tempting I will have to let you know as I'm trying to persuade a couple of big-team supporting Charlie's to come along!!  Where abouts are you lot sitting tonight/Saturday?

Forgot to say - if anyone does want a lift down to Swindon tonight in Brighton area give me a nudge!
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Spud

« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:15:38 »

You didnt pull, even a Dog with Rabies could pull in Corfu. :|
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fatbury

« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:17:10 »

How could u not pull in Corfu?Huh?? Im old im ugly im bald and i still pulled when i went there!!!!    
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Spud

« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:18:28 »

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How could u not pull in Corfu?Huh?? Im old im ugly im bald and i still pulled when i went there!!!!    


I hope you're ashamed of yourself young Walrus!. :?
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:20:14 »

I wasn't allowed to, I'm not single!  We ended up taking a girl on a lad's holiday and she kept driving them away!  I was too drunk to pull most nights, I often couldn't stand, and puked on 5 of the 7 nites  :|
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:41:36 »

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I wasn't allowed to, I'm not single!  We ended up taking a girl on a lad's holiday and she kept driving them away!  I was too drunk to pull most nights, I often couldn't stand, and puked on 5 of the 7 nites  :|


Oh dear!. :evil:
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fatbury

« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 13:50:49 »

Was she fit?? U shud have shagged her then!! :piemonte:
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McLovin

« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, August 9, 2005, 14:14:22 »

The man has a point...
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