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« Reply #15 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 08:51:50 » |
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I got my misses a cheese grater with a picture of Jesus on it. It says "our grate lord" down the handle. She may not see the funny side tomorrow morning.
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wiggy
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 08:57:01 » |
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Got my Mrs anti-wrinkle cream.
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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herthab
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 09:15:10 » |
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Got my other half a book entitled 'HRT@ The Menopause'.
It's nice to get something useful...
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It's All Good..............
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 09:36:31 » |
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Well, I hope yous have all got a Shower Feet for that special girl in your life.
Calloused feet are no-no
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 11:17:15 » |
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A guy I used to work with got his wife ( now ex wife ) an ironing board cover and a years subscription to Slimmers World
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china red
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 11:21:46 » |
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I got the wife a set of stretch mark creams for her pregnancy, she got me a diet cook book.
we have not embraced Christmas at all
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jimbob
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 11:24:00 » |
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Like the true romantic that I am,got the wife breakdown recovery...she wasn't too chuffed for some reason
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 11:50:30 » |
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I think the one common thing about this thread is that women don't appreciate the efforts men make at Christmas. Miserable sods.
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Batch
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 15:21:44 » |
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I got my wife saucepans one year.
She did ask for them mind.
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 15:52:13 » |
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2 years ago i brought my ex a day out at a perfumers & she could design her own perfume as well as getting a lesson in how to make nice perfume, it is still sat in the celophane wrapper that it came in, in a cupboard. a year out of date.
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RobertT
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 15:56:43 » |
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That actually sounds a pretty good brownie point present.
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 16:38:34 » |
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Left it late, but all done from 10-11 this morning happy days and a few beers in RWB tonight!  |
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 20:48:32 » |
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2 years ago i brought my ex a day out at a perfumers & she could design her own perfume as well as getting a lesson in how to make nice perfume, it is still sat in the celophane wrapper that it came in, in a cupboard. a year out of date.
You should slosh some under yer pits you stinking fuck instead of assaulting our nostrils in the TE every fucking Saturday. Mrs Flash to get a Sat Nav with my chopper set as home. |
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 21:57:44 » |
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My girlfriend's getting a remote controlled Mini.
I can't afford a real one.
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Notts red
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, December 24, 2012, 23:11:11 » |
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Do any kids carol sing where you live ? Seems to be a thing of the past, When we were kids it was a way of making a few quid to buy the parents a present. Think we have had one lot knocking on the door in the last two or three years but none this year.
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