Whats wrong with football?

[tans]

Fuck sake.... I don't believe this for a bloody minute....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47946382

This is on the same unbelievalibilty level as Joleon Lescotts excuse for that car tweet that time

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/joleon-lescott-tweet-aston-villa-player-claims-car-picture-was-tweeted-by-accident-as-fans-fume-a6874611.html%3famp

[Matchworn Shirts]

"The panel said other photographs from the evening showed Hennessey's arm "raised in slightly different but comparable postures" that "at its lowest" demonstrates he was trying to attract the attention of the photographer, Jordan Bussolini."

More like trying to attract the attention of Mr Mussolini

[horlock07]

Joey Barton

A man has been arrested..... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47963144

[Leggett]

Bristol Sport taking the piss... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47960714

[swindonmaniac]

Bristol Sport taking the piss... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-47960714

Is it an April fool or were the knobheads really buying them ?.
Looks like Lee Power missed a trick there.

[Bogus Dave]

We did the same with branded tobelerones at a crazy mark up over Christmas - I’m sure most teams did

[horlock07]

"The panel said other photographs from the evening showed Hennessey's arm "raised in slightly different but comparable postures" that "at its lowest" demonstrates he was trying to attract the attention of the photographer, Jordan Bussolini."

More like trying to attract the attention of Mr Mussolini

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/apr/23/david-squires-on-wayne-hennessey-and-the-nazis

[Bogus Dave]

West Ham requested their game vs Southampton be brought forward to 12.30 so their fans could also go to the ladies FA Cup final later that same day

Request denied

[pauld]

West Ham requested their game vs Southampton be brought forward to 12.30 so their fans could also go to the ladies FA Cup final later that same day

Request denied

Nice to see the football authorities all singing from the same hymn sheet as usual

[Matchworn Shirts]

https://www.ctfc.com/news/2019/april/clappers-to-be-on-seats-for-swindon-game/

[RobertT]

Reg used to take a rattle, what's the problem?

Maybe they could put some Fans on the seats?

[Ardiles]

https://www.ctfc.com/news/2019/april/clappers-to-be-on-seats-for-swindon-game/

My knowledge of Cheltenham Town & what goes on there is not what it could be, I'll be honest.  But could someone pls reassure me that they don't, in fact, have a Completely Motoring Colin Farmer Stand, or play at the Jonny-Rocks Stadium.  Both of these things are beyond silly and would, if true, confirm my long-held suspicion that they're not really a proper football club.  Thanks.

[Matchworn Shirts]

My knowledge of Cheltenham Town & what goes on there is not what it could be, I'll be honest.  But could someone pls reassure me that they don't, in fact, have a Completely Motoring Colin Farmer Stand, or play at the Jonny-Rocks Stadium.  Both of these things are beyond silly and would, if true, confirm my long-held suspicion that they're not really a proper football club.  Thanks.

You forgot 'Speedy Skips Stand'

[Reg Smeeton]

Reg used to take a rattle, what's the problem?

Maybe they could put some Fans on the seats?

Yes, and I made in it in woodwork lessons. Think it was compulsory for all boys in Swindon, one of those life skills things.... boys did woodwork and metalwork... girls did sewing and cookery.

[brocklesby red]

My knowledge of Cheltenham Town & what goes on there is not what it could be, I'll be honest.  But could someone pls reassure me that they don't, in fact, have a Completely Motoring Colin Farmer Stand, or play at the Jonny-Rocks Stadium.  Both of these things are beyond silly and would, if true, confirm my long-held suspicion that they're not really a proper football club.  Thanks.

I’ve just checked my ticket for Saturday and can confirm that it is the Jonny Rocks Stadium