I started to read it, not sure why to be honest, but was forced to stop by this mind-melting bollocks:
Extensively tested by the England squad, Nike AeroSwift technology represents Nike’s most advanced apparel innovation with enhanced fit, superior breathability and reduced weight.
Designed to facilitate football at top speed, the shirt’s engineered knit zones create a geometric pattern that enhances fit for the athlete in motion.
Seriously? What cunt writes this guff.