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« Reply #75 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 08:05:44 »

Christmas started in pumbaa's waterhole in September. Since then, the Singing Hands Christmas Cracker DVD has been on constant repeat, my son can do every sign to White Christmas perfectly and in time, Little Donkey is an ace song, my wife has already bought 3 Santa's to add to her already large collection and the tree/decorations are going up next weekend.

Cheer up and embrace the season you miserable fucking humbugs......
Christmas is ace with young kids. I have a lovely video of one of my sons singing/screeching the whole 'I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas' aged 4. 
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« Reply #76 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 11:46:07 »

well, being exruciatingly shit can be quite a problem in her chosen line of work but somehow she's overcome it.

Brilliantly, her actual surname is Dyke.
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« Reply #77 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 12:01:28 »

Calne is the 24th November, fashionably late as befits this classy town

If I recall correctly a few years back, the lights had to be put up higher (on poles) because some people took it upon themselves to tear the original ones down.
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« Reply #78 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 12:33:22 »

Christmas is ace! Anyone who disagrees is a miserable cunt.
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« Reply #79 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:04:54 »

Christmas is ace! Anyone who disagrees is a miserable cunt.

Christmas is ace, but it isn't Christmas yet. Anyone who disagrees is an over festive cunt + 1
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« Reply #80 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:08:33 »

Christmas is ace, but it isn't Christmas yet. Anyone who disagrees is an over festive cunt + 1
I'm in the Roy Wood school of Christmas ........
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« Reply #81 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:10:20 »

I'm in the Roy Wood school of Christmas ........

Then Sir, I hold you in the same regard as Heart Radio.

Doubly so as I now have the offending tune going round my head, which really isn't Wizard. Except it is. If ya see my point.
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« Reply #82 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:23:37 »

"Christmas time, mistletoe and wine"

Just for you batch.
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« Reply #83 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:27:09 »

"Christmas time, mistletoe and wine"

Just for you batch.

You cunt  Grin
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« Reply #84 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:32:20 »

Anyone above childhood who listens to heart is an utter cunt
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« Reply #85 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:48:23 »

Brilliantly, her actual surname is Dyke.

Have you been opening your presents early?
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« Reply #86 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 13:54:30 »

"Christmas time, mistletoe and wine"

Just for you batch.

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« Reply #87 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 14:02:48 »

"Light the lights, ring the chimes, come on in it's party time..."

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« Reply #88 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 14:20:04 »

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That's how i feel reading the matchday thread from yesterday what with all the doom-mongers on there today  Bad Mood
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday, November 21, 2012, 15:27:06 »

That's how i feel reading the matchday thread from yesterday what with all the doom-mongers on there today  Bad Mood

Here is a ditty to cheer you up:

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