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« on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 13:51:54 »

Good Morning from a sunny Saturday in Tonga, I have returned to bring good fortune to you all, for those of you too young to remember I took STFC to a play off final and then had to deal with a small uprising in the islands.

If you want match facts then read Wikipedia. This is football not a fucking geography lesson.

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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 13:52:52 »

I thought we would lose.

I now think we will win. 0-1 Town.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 13:56:56 »

Hmmm, who is this masked crusader? Good sides don't lose twice on the trot, according to someone wiser than me. Therefore 1-1, you going perchance KOT?
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:00:28 »

Well that's fucked it.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:01:00 »

Who are Stevenage Borough?
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:01:28 »

Good Morning from a sunny Saturday in Tonga, I have returned to bring good fortune to you all, for those of you too young to remember I took STFC to a play off final and then had to deal with a small uprising in the islands.

If you want match facts then read Wikipedia. This is football not a fucking geography lesson.

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Too early, amateur
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:02:45 »

Well that's fucked it.

If you have no objection i will start the official one at Midnight, I have a stunning range of trivial madness lined up
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:03:24 »

It isn't even fucking matchday.

We're doomed, I tell thee.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:03:36 »

So KOT comes out of retirement to challenge the vacant thread starter position.

Risser will score (good on him).
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:04:07 »

We'll lose 2-0.

Paolo will first mention the E word after 8 seconds of his interview and proceed to use it on 23 occasions!
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:04:38 »

So KOT comes out of retirement to challenge the vacant thread starter position.

Risser will score (good on him).

It ain't been vacated yet!
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:05:39 »

I think it has...
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:07:33 »

I'm sure i read recently that the king of tonga had died. Is there a new king of tonga? Has his son become king? is there a queen instead? so many questions.....
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:08:00 »

Too early, amateur

My watch says Saturday 3:07 am. How dare you abuse the King.
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Azza

« Reply #14 on: Friday, October 26, 2012, 14:08:24 »

This is a bit like throwing the first punch whilst the other guy's taking his jacket off. Too early and unfair*


*unless we win and all hail KOT
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