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« on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:30:04 »

Anyone know where I can buy it?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:36:47 »

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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:37:41 »

Are you trying to keep cats off your garden?
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:38:38 »

Are you trying to keep cats off your garden?

Yes.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:46:03 »

tea bags soaked in jeyes fluid
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:46:56 »

tea bags soaked in jeyes fluid

I have both - does it work?
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:49:20 »

Good luck. Buy a dog. Preferably one that doesn't like cats. Problem solved.

I have actually seen Lion Poo for sale, the real deal and not in powered form. Was in a farm shop just outside Exeter though. Might be an interesting journey back to Calne with several bags of the stuff I'd imagine.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:49:48 »

Yes. We have cats that shit in the gravel down the side of our house - its the only thing that I found that does work.

Fucking stinks though.  Smiley

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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 13:53:47 »

So your plan is to put lion shit in your garden to prevent the cat shit?

Isn't that akin to jumping out of the fire and in to a furnace?
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:06:51 »

I thought you could get powdered stuff, so it would settle in amongst the turfs, rather than some runny cat shite that'll be walked into the house.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:11:07 »

Good luck. Buy a dog. Preferably one that doesn't like cats. Problem solved.

I have actually seen Lion Poo for sale, the real deal and not in powered form. Was in a farm shop just outside Exeter though. Might be an interesting journey back to Calne with several bags of the stuff I'd imagine.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:16:25 »

I read the thread title as powered lion turds  Doh.  Not sure what they would be used for however???
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:38:09 »

I read the thread title as powered lion turds  Doh.  Not sure what they would be used for however???

Haha, so did I. A radio controlled lion turd would be quite funny.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:43:01 »

Bristol Zoo do bags of Tiger Shit, not sure how much but thats what some bloke up the road uses from me. I actively encourage my 4 cats to shit in his front garden, Koi Carp next.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, October 22, 2012, 14:47:17 »

Fill the big fizzy pop bottle with water. They keep cats away. They don't like the look of them and won't hang about
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