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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:08:20 »

Likewise, someone with a Korean IP attempted an SSH attack on my NAS the other day. It's probably just botnets.
For a thick twat like me, could you explain what a botnet is?
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:09:10 »

Oh, I was hoping there'd be a vote.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:12:36 »

Oh, I was hoping there'd be a vote.

Lets begin with nominations

I nominate Fred for forum spaz. He's the forum spaz because he's not about enough.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:19:56 »

Likewise, someone with a Korean IP attempted an SSH attack on my NAS the other day. It's probably just botnets.

I have no idea what a SSH attack is, or a NAS, or a botnet.  But my money's on Trig.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:20:02 »

For a thick twat like me, could you explain what a botnet is?

A network of computers infected with malware/a virus which are used as host machines to make attacks on other computers.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:24:06 »

I have no idea what a SSH attack is, or a NAS, or a botnet.  But my money's on Trig.

Beat me to it.  My money is also on Trig with 4D not very far behind.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:27:02 »

But Trig is genuine!
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:34:24 »

I have no idea what a SSH attack is, or a NAS, or a botnet.  But my money's on Trig.

You should get a real job instead of poncing around with  a calculator Wink
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 16:44:38 »

No thanks.  (I'll leave the 'real' jobs to the 'men'!)
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 17:24:07 »

i have noticed that as i scroll down it takes me back to the top of the page as get i get to a new post. So as i read post 3 it scrolls back to the top automatically, i then scroll down to post 4 & it goes back up to the top of the page before i can get to post 5 & so on. It is only doing it on this site, i have tried on other sites & it is fine.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 19:10:58 »

I noticed the forum was down earlier and have sorted it.

I'm trialling something in the back end over the next 48 hours,

Butt plug? Has it been sore?

Sorry
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 20:59:18 »

There are plenty of candidates for forum spaz. I'm not nominating though
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 21:08:20 »

Most of mine appear to be from China and Russia, I can't start to imagine how many attacks the TEF must get.

I had a meeting in the head office of a rather large computer internet security company (the yellow one) and in the meeting room they had a threatcon level and showed which country was hacking each other the most and which viruses are about to take over the world... quite interesting to watch....more so than my meeting!

The US, Russia, China & Korea seemed to be battling it out for top spot in the hacking stakes
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 21:14:38 »

I had a meeting in the head office of a rather large computer internet security company (the yellow one) and in the meeting room they had a threatcon level and showed which country was hacking each other the most and which viruses are about to take over the world... quite interesting to watch....more so than my meeting!

The US, Russia, China & Korea seemed to be battling it out for top spot in the hacking stakes

Was it like this

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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, July 31, 2012, 21:58:46 »

bigger - i'm pretty sure there was a button in there that could stop the internet
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