Faux pas

[Flashheart]

Had some work of mine returned to me today because, apparently, it contained a racial slur

It was a blog for a company dealing in insurance for specialist vehicles. Part of the blog focused upon Chris Eubank's choice of motor.

The offending text was "the black Behemoth negotiating the streets of Brighton"

I WAS REFERRING TO HIS TRUCK FFS.

[Batch]

That's a real Hummer.

[tans]

Its not as bad as the queen deciding to meet martin mcguinness
Murdering cunt

[Bogus Dave]

When working in Morrison's I saw a bloke struggling to get a box of cereal off the top shelf. I walked over, asking if he needed a hand.

He turned to face me. He had one arm.

[suttonred]

I call bluff. No one would employ you, surely.

[Coca Fola]

I asked a guy with one arm for a game of pool once. I didn't realise my error until he glanced down at his stump and gave an apologetic shrug.

[Berniman]

Racist cunt!

That will teach you for playing Jenga with racism.