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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:39:35 » |
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Out of ten?
would you give her one? Edit: damn you mws |
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:39:59 » |
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Does the brunette apply to both collars and cuffs, so to speak?
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:41:40 » |
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Out of ten?
SSWS I am afriad we have to count you out due to her not liking men who get drunk all the time, and the potentially disastrous effect a sober you launching the matchday threads next season could have? Also, aint she a bit old for you? |
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:42:00 » |
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Does the brunette apply to both collars and cuffs, so to speak?
What? |
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:44:00 » |
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SSWS I am afriad we have to count you out due to her not liking men who get drunk all the time, and the potentially disastrous effect a sober you launching the matchday threads next season could have?
Also, aint she a bit old for you?
Good Points all round. Still important to have a basic out of ten rating though... actually, does she have a nice personality? |
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Hubba-hubba
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:44:28 » |
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:44:55 » |
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In fact, thinking about, if she isn't looking for 'one thing' I may be the man for her.
I am old and impotent (due to the vast amount of alcohol I consume) and being a nurse she could certainly help with my sponge baths and changing my incontinence pants.
I look forward to meeting her
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:45:03 » |
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"Let me introduce you to someone I've never met before but I found on an internet football forum I've posted on a few times."
That sounds completely mental but I guess it's no different to internet dating in general.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:45:21 » |
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actually, does she have a nice personality?
Is that code for is she fat? |
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:45:40 » |
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Out of ten?
She Is very attractive. |
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:48:25 » |
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what age bracket is she looking for?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:49:55 » |
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Is that code for is she fat?
She has a nice natural personality and will do anything for anyone. Sh is not fat. |
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:50:25 » |
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She has a nice natural personality and will do anything for anyone. Sh is not fat.
Anything? |
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:50:33 » |
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and will do anything for anyone.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, June 5, 2012, 16:51:30 » |
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Does she spit or swallow?
Because spitting is rude
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