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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #15 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 08:13:40 »

I found an ants nest inside the brickwork of my old BBQ when I demolished it last year. There were thousands of ants and eggs. Managed to kill them all off with a mixture of boiling water and ant powder.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 08:30:08 »

Not a problem around my way !  Eat
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nevillew
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 08:30:54 »

Not a problem around my way !  Eat

I thought you were going to say it was aardvark to get rid of them.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, May 28, 2012, 20:04:09 »

stick the kettle on and boil the fuckers
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4D
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 10:56:04 »

Cover yourself in jam, lay in the garden for about 15 minutes then roll around like crazy.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 11:04:11 »

Cover yourself in jam, lay in the garden for about 15 minutes then roll around like crazy.

Is this not considered normal?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 11:54:44 »

Cover yourself in jam, lay in the garden for about 15 minutes then roll around like crazy.

Genius!  Why did I not think of that 
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Sippo
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 12:09:49 »

A job for the wife tonight then.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 12:41:06 »

Cover yourself in jam, lay in the garden for about 15 minutes then roll around like crazy.

In Freddie's Ferret's case, a jam roly-poly.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 14:01:25 »

Unless they are coming in your house and slowly eating your children its beyond me why you lot are spending so much time and effort killing them.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 14:05:52 »

Unless they are coming in your house and slowly eating your children its beyond me why you lot are spending so much time and effort killing them.

Because the little bastards are making the front lawn a right mess.
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 14:06:28 »

Unless they are coming in your house and slowly eating your children its beyond me why you lot are spending so much time and effort killing them.

You obviously didn't see what happened to Charlie in that episode of MacGyver...

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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, May 29, 2012, 14:23:46 »

In Freddie's Ferret's case, a jam roly-poly.
mmmmmmm jammmmmmm
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