jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #45 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 15:36:09 » |
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Not much of a secret.
Step one, go to the toilet in the Town End.
Step two, smoke a ciggarette.
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Crispy
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« Reply #46 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 20:34:41 » |
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Massive shout out to Town End favourite steward 'Alan Pardew'.
Him or Harry Hill! The best method I discovered for said half time smoking activities would be to go into the left cubicle as you walk in, leave the door slightly ajar and you have a perfect view. After re reading that, that sounds dodgy as fuck without mention of smoking!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #47 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 20:36:29 » |
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I've found the best method to go in there and take a couple of deep breaths. Saves a ciggy too.
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TheDukeOfBanbury
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« Reply #48 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 20:56:42 » |
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In my case, which was some time ago, I was stopped on the way in by said cunt and accused of already being banned - something I was completely unaware of. I tried to challenge this politely to no avail and even got accused of lying when I said I didn't live in Banbury. Anyway he had to let me in when confirmation came through that I wasn't indeed banned.
After the game however he collared me on the way out, threw a tatty photocopied bit of paper at me - strewn with copious spelling mistakes effectively telling me I was banned for life for standing up during the game (true) and ignoring numerous requests by stewards to sit down (untrue).
I got the ban rescinded by complaining to the club, but by that time I had missed 3 home games.
Ha ha you got my warning then . They tried to ban me but the evidence didn't "stick"
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« Reply #49 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 20:58:13 » |
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Let me into the secret Crispy, I'm gagging by half time
[url width=265 height=360]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Iy8eGEZ9YWA/TGB_3axPmOI/AAAAAAAAAdM/FQyuNLDC1Zg/s400/cunning+plan.jpg[/url] I have a cunning plan
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I come from a land down-under
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Batch
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« Reply #50 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 21:05:31 » |
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. Stupidly enough, he used his work email address to sign up which pointed out that instead of being in Iraq he was actually working for a firm of solicitors in Wiltshire.
Oh that cocknocker. Thought the name was familiar, what a cunt.
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« Reply #51 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 21:06:02 » |
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Let me into the secret Crispy, I'm gagging by half time
Fact: My mate's gagging while he smokes - he often heaves while smoking. It's pretty funny, especially as it's not a party trick and he's a smoker.
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« Reply #52 on: Friday, March 16, 2012, 21:07:41 » |
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That fucker banned me as well for two matches as well..........he is a total dick and the only suprise is that someone hasn't seriously harmed him.........yet.
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Crispy
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« Reply #53 on: Saturday, March 17, 2012, 00:06:11 » |
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Just seen him in my local, pissed up spouting shite again
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« Reply #54 on: Saturday, March 17, 2012, 07:55:39 » |
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Not much of a secret.
Step one, go to the toilet in the Town End.
Step two, smoke a ciggarette.
I always seem to arrive at the same time as the bouncers
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Crispy
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« Reply #55 on: Saturday, March 17, 2012, 08:45:35 » |
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I always seem to arrive at the same time as the bouncers
Best to go down a couple of minutes before half time!
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« Reply #56 on: Saturday, March 17, 2012, 09:22:58 » |
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Fact: My mate's gagging while he smokes - he often heaves while smoking. It's pretty funny, especially as it's not a party trick and he's a smoker.
I used to do the same when I smoked
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« Reply #57 on: Saturday, March 17, 2012, 13:32:31 » |
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Big respect to the bloke who sits inside the Rolex clock on the Stratton bank and keeps the hands turning with amazing accuracy. Go there on a non-match day and it is always stopped.
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Change must come through the barrel of a gun
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