Used to love watching his press conferences !
"There are no American soldiers here" he would say. Can't imagine any Iraqi's fell for his propaganda.
'We are going to be the first team from division 2 to beat a premier league team for 22 years'
Um dont you mean 22 days
'No, no that never happened'
But there film of it and everything
'No thats just propaganda put together by the great satan in washington'
Are you mental?
'No. And we are the best team in division 2 with the best infrastructure outside the premier league'
But havent you lost and been outclassed by Swindon twice. And isn't your money and the business model your following doomed to administration? And do you understand what infrastructure means?
'You are evil agents of the great satan Paolo W Bush and his evil cohort. I am now going to hide in a pipe.'