Sounded like a couple of new songs were sung last night, I was too high to sing last night.
Oli Risser to the tune of Macarena:
He is from Namibia and his name is Oli Risser,
Getting better in the air and on the deck is Oli Risser,
Used to be club captain, now he's not, Oli Risser...
HHEEEEEYYYY OLI RISSER, AIIIGHT!
He is from Namibia and his name is Oli Risser,
Getting better in the air and on the deck is Oli Risser,
His name is rhyming slang for "I need to use the pisser"
POW! Right in the Risser!
And also a nice team based song to the tune of Agadoo:
YOU. KNOW. Who, who, who, Simon Ferry, Matt Ritchie,
You know who, who, who, Jonny Smith and Luke Rooney,
On the left, on the right, get the ball up and down the wings,
And we'll dance all night long to our Paolo's melodies.
Liam Nolan is a certified genius.