My mate's crazy bird.

[sonicyouth]

Liam is a cunt though.

[hansgruber]

I hate opinionated bitches with big fat arses who think they're attractive because they're "bubbly". In the words of the immortal Harry Hill, "there's another word for bubbly: ANNOYING!"

[DV]

Liam is a cunt though.

but a talented cunt with a cracking voice....

[Kinky Tom]

Now the daft bitch has asked whether she can come out for a mate's birthday when we will be indulging in some of the activities at this place:

http://www.avalancheadventure.co.uk

This place is owned by a friend of a friend and is charging £15 for 4 activities I think.  Now please don't think me a sexist or owt, because I'm not, but I'd really like it if this was an all lads event - but no - SHE of all people might be going now. :angry:  :nono:

[flammableBen]

Now the daft bitch has asked whether she can come out for a mate's birthday when we will be indulging in some of the activities at this place:

http://www.avalancheadventure.co.uk

This place is owned by a friend of a friend and is charging £15 for 4 activities I think.  Now please don't think me a sexist or owt, because I'm not, but I'd really like it if this was an all lads event - but no - SHE of all people might be going now. :angry:  :nono:

Surely you could arange an 'accident' during archery or clay pigeon shooting. Or is murder going a bit far?

[Kinky Tom]

I'm sure, given the size of her arse, that there may well be a few accidents anyway.

[BrightonRed]

Unless of course the accidents involve falling over and her fat arse acts as a crude cusioning system avoiding all potential injury.