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Whits
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« on: Sunday, December 26, 2004, 13:12:15 »
I'm sure everyone had some shocking cracker jokes, whack em down here for peoples enjoyment...if thats what you can call it!

What bee can never be understood?

A Mumble-Bee.



Which type of dog has no tail?

A Hotdog



What do you call a bull asleep on the ground?

A bulldozer



Where do cows go on Saturday?

The moo-vies

Shit i think you'll agree!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
DMR

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, December 26, 2004, 13:14:19 »
Fuzzy memory, don't remember them  :?
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, December 26, 2004, 13:35:48 »
What sort of band doesnt play music?

An elastic band :roll:
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, December 26, 2004, 14:39:12 »
What do cats rest their heads on in bed?

Caterpillars

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Which animal sticks pins in its coat?

Badger
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, December 28, 2004, 23:12:41 »
'doctor doctor can you help me out?'

'sure, which way did you come in?'  Soapy Tit Wank  :roll:
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