The confessions (a.k.a the sexual adventures of Audrey & EldeneRed) thread

[DarloSTFC84]

My confession - I'm convinced I'm responsible for our now seemingly inevitable slide towards relegation. We were in the L1 play-offs when I booked our wedding, for the Saturday of the May BH in 2017 to avoid all football. We'll now almost certainly be in the L2 play-off final.

The inevitably drowns me.

That's optimistic.

[Talk Talk]

My confession - I'm convinced I'm responsible for our now seemingly inevitable slide towards relegation. We were in the L1 play-offs when I booked our wedding, for the Saturday of the May BH in 2017 to avoid all football. We'll now almost certainly be in the L2 play-off final.

The inevitably drowns me.

Well, you need to revive this thread and post your wedding night sexual confessions then obviously

[Ells]

That's optimistic.

I was going to say exactly the same thing

But if it helps absolve any guilt PP, my bf's Dad has stopped going to games due to work. He's been to 3 this season: Bradford Home, Crewe away, and Scunthorpe the other week.
It's not Cooper who needed the sack, imo!

[REDBUCK]

So... When is he due to go again

[Panda Paws]

Well, you need to revive this thread and post your wedding night sexual confessions then obviously

Almost certainly collapsing in a drunken heap at two in the morning after struggling to untie the iron-clad dress she'll no doubt be wearing. Racy.

[JoeMezz]

I was going to say exactly the same thing

But if it helps absolve any guilt PP, my bf's Dad has stopped going to games due to work. He's been to 3 this season: Bradford Home, Crewe away, and Scunthorpe the other week.
It's not Cooper who needed the sack, imo!

Because of Uni I've only been to Southend, Crewe, Newport, Blackpool away and Scunthorpe and Burton at home. 4/6 is a pretty good record

[Ells]

 

So... When is he due to go again

He didn't go last night.

I planted that crack in his briefcase for nothing 

[Talk Talk]

I planted that crack in his briefcase for nothing 

I quite fancy having a crack planted on my briefcase 

Sorry...

[Chubbs]

Due to Christmas we've had more rubbish than usual and our collection has been moved to Wednesday. My wheelie bin is already bursting at the seams and I had another bag which was not going to fit. I waited till it was late and lobbed it in the neighbours bin.

[4D]

Euphemism? 

[Talk Talk]

Due to Christmas we've had more rubbish than usual and our collection has been moved to Wednesday. My wheelie bin is already bursting at the seams and I had another bag which was not going to fit. I waited till it was late and lobbed it in the neighbours bin.

You know that there is a free to use council tip, yes?