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« Reply #435 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 22:44:40 »

Having read all the as expected "banter" from fellow TEF scribes i'm going to defend you here. I have it on good authority from other females of the opposite sex an an ex of mine that getting an eyeful stings like fuck. Just be thankful guys that unless your laying on your back shooting yourself in the face is highly unlikely.

It really does!
And no, I don't have a penis, it was not my own..


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« Reply #436 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 22:55:20 »

It really does!
And no, I don't have a penis, it was not my own..
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« Reply #437 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 22:57:20 »

Oh! I'm an idiot Cheesy my ornithological skills aren't what they should be. You think I'd have spotted it in the URL though  Doh
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« Reply #438 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 23:38:55 »

Is it an African or a European swallow?
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« Reply #439 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 23:40:09 »

Is it an African or a European swallow?

Dunno, has it got a tan?
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« Reply #440 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 23:40:51 »

Is it an African or a European swallow?

I'm British
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« Reply #441 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 23:46:44 »

Having read all the as expected "banter" from fellow TEF scribes i'm going to defend you here. I have it on good authority from other females of the opposite sex an an ex of mine that getting an eyeful stings like fuck. Just be thankful guys that unless your laying on your back shooting yourself in the face is highly unlikely.

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« Reply #442 on: Sunday, November 22, 2015, 00:25:52 »

Is it an African or a European swallow?

I don't know that...aaaaarrrrggghhhh.
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« Reply #443 on: Sunday, November 22, 2015, 00:36:34 »

Time for this thread to be consigned to the dustbin.
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« Reply #444 on: Sunday, November 22, 2015, 00:39:59 »

It's not going great is it.

I don't think there is a bin here though is there? Or there'd only be about 3 threads left
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« Reply #445 on: Sunday, November 22, 2015, 08:29:05 »

There is a bin but only mods can see it. If you lot think some of these threads are a train crash you should see in the bin. It's incredible.
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« Reply #446 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 07:06:29 »

Are any of you at risk of being a victim of "revenge porn"?
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« Reply #447 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 12:53:13 »

There is a bin but only mods can see it. If you lot think some of these threads are a train crash you should see in the bin. It's incredible.

Can you republish the bin in the lounge, just for a day or something....
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« Reply #448 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 13:18:04 »

Most of it is unreadable nonsense
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« Reply #449 on: Monday, November 23, 2015, 17:03:49 »

My confession - I'm convinced I'm responsible for our now seemingly inevitable slide towards relegation. We were in the L1 play-offs when I booked our wedding, for the Saturday of the May BH in 2017 to avoid all football. We'll now almost certainly be in the L2 play-off final.

The inevitably drowns me.
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