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I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.
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« Reply #421 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 06:04:36 » |
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I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.
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« Reply #422 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 07:55:08 » |
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I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts. ) |
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« Reply #423 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 09:21:51 » |
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I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.
Whose was it? |
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« Reply #424 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 09:30:50 » |
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It was hers, she's really a bloke.
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« Reply #425 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 09:40:12 » |
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« Reply #426 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 09:58:13 » |
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It was hers, she's really a bloke.
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« Reply #427 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 12:01:48 » |
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I've recently had semen in my eye and it really hurts.
Having read all the as expected "banter" from fellow TEF scribes i'm going to defend you here. I have it on good authority from other females of the opposite sex an an ex of mine that getting an eyeful stings like fuck. Just be thankful guys that unless your laying on your back shooting yourself in the face is highly unlikely. |
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« Reply #428 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 12:25:08 » |
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I have it on good authority from other females of the opposite sex an an ex of mine that getting an eyeful stings like fuck.
Although it's only fair to remind them that it's an indisputable fact that a face full of muck does wonder for the skin and has amazing rejuvenating qualities, taking years off a lady's appearance. This makes the minute chance of muck in the eye well worth a facial.  |
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« Reply #429 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 15:14:06 » |
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Occasionally, when the feeling takes me; I rinse my dick in people's bathroom sinks.
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« Reply #430 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 15:45:48 » |
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Occasionally, when the feeling takes me; I rinse my dick in people's bathroom sinks.
Do you wipe your cock on their towel afterwards ? |
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« Reply #431 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 16:10:13 » |
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Do you wipe your cock on their towel afterwards ?
Wipe with toilet roll. It's more a hygiene thing than a sexual thing. Gotta be spotlessly clean at all times. That and I have to visit the houses of people I dislike regularly as part of my work. |
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« Reply #432 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 18:35:31 » |
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Wipe with toilet roll. It's more a hygiene thing than a sexual thing. Gotta be spotlessly clean at all times.
That and I have to visit the houses of people I dislike regularly as part of my work.
Bit unfortunate that you're a Doctor. |
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« Reply #433 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 19:52:55 » |
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Although it's only fair to remind them that it's an indisputable fact that a face full of muck does wonder for the skin and has amazing rejuvenating qualities, taking years off a lady's appearance. This makes the minute chance of muck in the eye well worth a facial |
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« Reply #434 on: Saturday, November 21, 2015, 19:54:43 » |
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Although it's only fair to remind them that it's an indisputable fact that a face full of muck does wonder for the skin and has amazing rejuvenating qualities, taking years off a lady's appearance. This makes the minute chance of muck in the eye well worth a facial. Sometimes one has to bow to others greater experiences and wider knowledge. |
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