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Coca Fola

« Reply #120 on: Thursday, July 7, 2011, 18:20:01 »

I would like to put my thing in Melody.  And Susan.  And Natasha. And, with some beer first, Helen.

Not Jim or Tom though.
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« Reply #121 on: Thursday, July 7, 2011, 19:13:52 »

I would like to put my thing in Melody.  And Susan.  And Natasha. And, with some beer first, Helen.

Not Jim or Tom though.

I don't think my thing would go anywhere near Natasha.
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« Reply #122 on: Thursday, July 7, 2011, 22:08:20 »

I'd quite like to get knee deep in Brady actually.

I think Jimbo is the frontrunner at the moment, just got to aviod a massive balls up and i think he wins it.
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« Reply #123 on: Thursday, July 7, 2011, 23:51:42 »

I would like to put my thing in Melody.  And Susan.  And Natasha. And, with some beer first, Helen.

Not Jim or Tom though.

This is the sort of stuff Sugar and Nick (who was born in Swindon thus making him Swindon's least annoying celebrity) must discuss.

Mine would be
1. Melody
2. Melody again
3. Natasha
4. Susan
5. Back to Melody
6. Helen
7. Wouldn't even kiss Brady, I strongly dislike her too much (was taught to never say I hate someone I have never met)
8. Shake Jim's hand (and I mean his hand)
9. Ignore Tom

Sorry for lowering the tone of this forum and this discussion.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #124 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 00:18:34 »

Felicity was alright too.
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« Reply #125 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 06:48:43 »

I don't think my thing would go anywhere near Natasha.

I agree. I think there's a strong chance she's sporting a cock and balls. And even if not, listening to her talk would make you think you're fucking a once male, post-op, chav.
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« Reply #126 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 08:28:54 »

Zoe was the best bird on there.
Brady is not even average looking. Take off the make up and she'd look like a bloke(not that she's nice with make up either)
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« Reply #127 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 08:31:30 »

The problem with shagging Melody is that she'd claim to have had personal tuition from Hugh Hefner and Casanova, as well as winning the "Inspiration Young Shagger 2008" Award or similar nonsense.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #128 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 12:58:19 »

Zoe was the best bird on there.
Brady is not even average looking. Take off the make up and she'd look like a bloke(not that she's nice with make up either)
Zoe was awful.
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« Reply #129 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 13:30:35 »

I cant believe (if wiki is to be trusted) that Zoe is only 26.

I thought she looked about 36!
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« Reply #130 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 14:36:53 »

Zoe was awful.

Even on Your Fired when she was 'done up', she looked bad!   But boy did I feel bad when I called her pig ugly with elephant legs, then Dara announces she has had cancer twice!   Doh

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« Reply #131 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 15:41:18 »

I'm with arriba, I had a soft spot for Zoe. She definitely had something about her, in the same way that previous winner Yasmina did.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #132 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 15:54:40 »

Zoe is rough. You don't deserve sight.
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« Reply #133 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 16:48:40 »

These Lego Apprentice vids are rather good:

http://www.youtube.com/user/BolegBros
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« Reply #134 on: Friday, July 8, 2011, 17:10:11 »

Zoe is rough. You don't deserve sight.

Is that the same sight you used to deduce Gianfranco Fola is the greatest footballer ever?
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