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« Reply #60 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 22:55:06 »

I suppose you orderd number 69 on a regular basis.

*cheesey grin*
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« Reply #61 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 09:32:07 »

Nah - I have always had a thing for oriental girls, ever since going out with a chinese girl at college. Her dad ran a chippy in Mertyr Tydfil. Happy days.

I went there one. He was a bit of a shy character, often hiding behind the counter. However I often caught him Peking out.
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« Reply #62 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 10:58:19 »

I went there one. He was a bit of a shy character, often hiding behind the counter. However I often caught him Peking out.

Chow Mein you're being.
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« Reply #63 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 11:05:20 »

Chow Mein you're being.

He did like to ramble as well. More than often on a weekend he liked to go for a wok.
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« Reply #64 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 13:54:17 »

i quite like Zoe. But it all goes downhill when she opens her mouth and that droning voice comes out
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« Reply #65 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 17:30:11 »

They are all annoying smart arse cunts.
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« Reply #66 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 18:01:01 »

I'm not reading this 'cos it'll be a spoiler, I watched the first one last night.

But the cunt with the tash reminds me of Mickey Pearce
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« Reply #67 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 18:16:31 »

good spot!

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There arent too many micky pearce images in google but on the second page there were loads of pictures of Vince!!
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« Reply #68 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 19:13:50 »

They are all annoying smart arse cunts.

And, most importantly, utterly deluded.
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« Reply #69 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 21:11:40 »

i quite like Zoe. But it all goes downhill when she opens her mouth and that droning voice comes out

Hmm, I have a bit of a thing for her. I actually like it when she opens her gob. Smiley

I'm not reading this 'cos it'll be a spoiler, I watched the first one last night.

But the cunt with the tash reminds me of Mickey Pearce

He remind me of the amazing talent that is Ibracadabra.

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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 20:18:37 »

I am loving Natasha's 'Brentisms'
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 20:19:05 »

The Focus Group was too focused.

Genuinely, what?

"How would you blow your load?" from Melody should set off a few of you though...
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 20:21:26 »

The Hip Replacement mag looks like the Womens Weekly my nan used to get about 40 years ago.
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 20:26:50 »

Oh Jim, thou art a splendid arse.
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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 20:31:19 »

YEP

YEP

YEP


Faaaaaaaaaack off!
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