This spy malarkey.

[RedRag]

Lesson for all romantics, don't give your partner gifts you scavenge from bins!
….

Glad the extra 3.99 I invest for birthdays and anniversaries at the local service station has been so shrewd.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

It’s our wedding anniversary today - or it could be Sunday. Neither of us is sure which it is.

And they say romance is dead!

[Flashheart]

It’s our wedding anniversary today - or it could be Sunday. Neither of us is sure which it is.

And they say romance is dead!

Facebook was kind enough to inform me of a recent anniversary.

"Thanks facebook", I thought before going to the other room to say happy anniversary to the wife, feeling rather pleased with myself.

"WTF", a confused looking wife replied. "It is not our anniversary"

On further investigation, it transpired that it was not our wedding anniversary FB was congratulating me on, but the anniversary of my wife and I becoming friends on facebook.

The moral of the story is: Don't trust Facebook.

[REDBUCK]

Especially if you're prone to fuckwhittery

[Flashheart]

Absolutely.

[suttonred]

It’s our wedding anniversary today - or it could be Sunday. Neither of us is sure which it is.

And they say romance is dead!

We deliberately chose the 5th November so I couldn't forget. Although I do like to tease when it gets near by muttering remember remember the 6th November, just within hearing range. Always goes down well..

[Ells]

I'm not married but we've never bothered with an anniversary yet, I don't see why that would change if we ever did tie the knot. Bloody pointless if you ask me.

Still, one can live without perfume. It was tea with Litvenenko wasn't it? That's much more inconvenient. Although a much more rubbish present.

[mystical_goat]

I do like to tease when it gets near by muttering remember remember the 6th November, just within hearing range. Always goes down well..

 

[Peter Venkman]

Interesting developments.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/16402540.wiltshire-novichok-poisoning-suspects-extradition-to-be-requested/

[mystical_goat]

I read last night that they've tracked the two suspects coming in and out of the country and concluded that they sprayed the agent onto the door handle of his home via a perfume bottle. The bottle was then probably dumped somewhere in the town and that is when the unconnected woman and man got involved - he found the perfume and gave it to her. She sprayed it on her wrists and died whilst he survived.