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« on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 00:37:31 »

Anyone got one? Growing one? Shaved one off recently? I've had one in different guises for the past 9 months and fancied a change.......does anyone have one of those tiny "fluff" squares on their chin?
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 02:36:39 »

I "grow out" out quite regularly at the moment, generally because I can. If any job interview came along then I'd shave up like a peado's wife. Unfortunately that chance doesn't happen much.

I often think I could style it and look pretty bad ass, but then I might as well have a proper shave.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 09:29:06 »

I've had one for as long as I could grow one. Think I've wet-shaved about 4 times in my life. Anyone who doesn't have a beard is a cunt. I'm including women in that too.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 09:45:00 »

 Think all men should grow a beard at some time in their life, just to see what it looks like.

 I had one many years ago, but got rid because I used to twiddle the long bits into sort of dreads, as a nervous habit.

 Particularly don't like grey beards, which is why I wouldn't bother now.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 09:55:08 »

I think I was bitten by a radioactive beard spider when I was young because I get a full on thick growth in just a couple of days.

It's a bit hot for beards here though!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 09:57:27 »

My last wet shave was in 2008, for a fancy dress effort. I don't even own a razor as beards are great.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 10:34:03 »

I had a go at growing a beard a while back, but it came out really grey.

I looked as old as Fred Elliot.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 11:27:30 »

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 11:38:02 »

I cant really grow one,what grows looks a bit goaty like  and patchy and grey and rapistesque
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 11:52:40 »

I've never really tried. Mainly because after about 3 or 4 days i get annoyed by the itchy irritation. Plus the Mrs gives me earache over stubble rash...
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 11:53:07 »

I can't wet shave otherwise I look about 12 years old.

Beards are definitely the way to go.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 12:13:01 »

I look like a fat bin laden so no from me
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 12:31:19 »

Got one...

Went on hols a a year or two back, forgot my razor, so let one grow.

It hid my 18 chins, looked ok, and wife likes it, so stayed with it.

Shaved it off a few months back since wife complained it smelled like cabbage, but didnt look right so grew it back - just more careful now to pick all the food bits out..

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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 12:43:08 »

+100 man points.
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flammableBen

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, March 17, 2011, 15:28:17 »

I'm going to grow a proper one and then shave my head so I look like a proper mental.
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