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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #60 on: Tuesday, July 5, 2005, 14:14:01 »

http://www.yptenc.org.uk/docs/factsheets/animal_facts/stag_beetle.html

I think it was a stag beetle like this one
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 11:14:05 »

i bet james is bored of them already
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 11:36:31 »

Talking of scary bugs, I was once staying out in the Thai country side, sleeping on the floor of a wooden hut/shack type thingy. I was woken up one night by a rustling sound just inches from where i was sleeping and opened my eyes to find myself face to face with what must have been spawned by Satan himself. It was a bright red and purple, 1 ft long centipede and it was the most evil fucking thing I have seen. My shouts woke up the whole village and some woman came running in and promptly chopped it in hald wiv a machete and then we all freaked out like fuck cos the 2 severed parts of the body strart running around and hissing at us. I ran out of the hut whilst a mob of Thai's set about killing the thing and did not re-enter until i was assured it was dead.

Needless ta say i didn't get much sleep that night.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 11:40:45 »

Nice story BR.  How did you refrain from soiling your pants?
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 12:51:33 »

Quote from: "Boeta"
i bet james is bored of them already



they arent digging. Mostly dead now
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Rigobert Song La la la
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« Reply #65 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 12:57:09 »

through natural causes or as punishment for not digging?
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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 12:58:32 »

I shake them too much I guess.

Gettin' me some fresh ones

http://www.antsalive.com/antssupplies.htm
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Rigobert Song La la la
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« Reply #67 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 13:00:48 »

To give better care to your ants give them a few drops of water every day. Don't make their sand so wet that water pools up on top and they drown in it, but do give them a few drops every day. To give your ants an extra boost of energy and a real treat they will love, mix a pinch of sugar in a teaspoon of water and give it to the ants once a week.
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 13:01:36 »

Dave your ants would be fat and gay. Treat them mean, keep em keen
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Rigobert Song La la la
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 13:04:59 »

james my ants would be lovers, not fighters
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 13:16:55 »

I used to have an ant farm but they all died and I didn't get any new ones. :|
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, July 6, 2005, 13:17:49 »

I had Sea Monkeys once - they were crap.
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