Today's Derren Brown moment

[@MacPhlea]

He had a reading/london accent and I knew he wasn't a pikey before he pulled up because...

a) he was on his own
b) he didn't have a dog with him
c) he didn't have a boiling vat of tar on the back
d) the flatbed didn't have a tow bar (this was the clincher!)

Of course he could have just nicked it... hadn't thought of that, which would have explained the dick head driving but not the keys in the ignition...

[Samdy Gray]

Isn't there CCTV outside of the Woodshaw Tesco?

[@MacPhlea]

Yes, but it doesn't cover the car park as it is a public area not owned by Tesco's... just covers the walkway and cash point - you might see me walking from the direction of the pub but not much else... quick mental note before jumping in the van

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Reading this has made my lunch break!

[jayohaitchenn]

Fantastic stuff.