I picture his trip:
Miss Innocent: Uh, cyclotouriste, you you like to stop for an ice cream cone?
Cyclotouriste: Fuck you goddamn punk. Bring it on is exactly what I am gojng to do. You go fishing for trouble you no good son of a whore and that is exactly what you will get. When I say that I have had it with bastards like you that is exactly what I mean, and you are going to find out what that means too.
Miss Innocent: Uh, I guess we can keep going then.
Cyclotouriste: FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN NO GOOD LIARS. COME ON CHICKENSHITS. INTERFERE WITH ME FACE TO FACE YOU GODDAMN COWARDS.
hahahaha
funny as fuck!