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« on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 20:38:13 »

This sort of innocent misunderstanding happens to me all the time....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2990390/Web-porn-But-I-was-only-after-br-wild-Asian-ass.html
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 21:12:40 »

Course he didnt know there was porn, senile old cunt had a wank 10 minutes before his alzheimers kicked in
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 21:37:49 »

"I was shaken. The images were horrendous."
.....yeah, 'horrendous' Roll Eyes


 "I didn't know this sort of stuff existed"
.....course you didn't Roll Eyes

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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 12, 2010, 23:18:12 »

So horrendous I bet he couldn't stop looking
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 00:22:56 »

aka "The missus caught me knocking one out and while I managed to get the old fella tucked away, I didn't get the screen cleared and to be honest this was the best excuse I could come up with at short notice but on reflection I may have overdone the "Well, quite, Mabel I was as appalled as you, love" because now she's made me start this bloody campaign and it's in the sodding newspapers and I look a right daft old sod"
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 05:35:17 »

One of my colleagues showed me a you tube video called 'one cup, two girls'. 

Don't watch in the office
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 12:21:26 »

What a Jack Ass more like !
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 12:30:26 »

One of my colleagues showed me a you tube video called 'one cup, two girls'. 

Don't watch in the office

I beleive that one is a TEF favourite amongst certain members, staying on the subject, what on earth is that picture in your avatar of?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 16:02:09 »

Looks like a second-hand kebab to me.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 17:16:59 »

It looks like what i turned out this morning, god that was grim
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 18:55:21 »

What sort of satisfaction does that cheating old cunt get after 'completing' a crossword?!

And contacting The Sun after the episode?? I guess all of the poor old fuckers' friends are dead and he just wanted someone to talk to.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 18:57:25 »

"I was shaken. The images were horrendous."
.....yeah, 'horrendous' Roll Eyes


 "I didn't know this sort of stuff existed"
.....course you didn't Roll Eyes


Thats like on the Explorer 8 advert.

'So, you're browsing for wife's anniversary present when she comes into the room. You can quickly put the page away and put a password on it'.

Pull the other one mate.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 00:01:29 »

Thats like on the Explorer 8 advert.

'So, you're browsing for wife's anniversary present when she comes into the room. You can quickly put the page away and put a password on it'.

Pull the other one mate.
I think he was, implicitly at least
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china red

« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 01:16:24 »

I beleive that one is a TEF favourite amongst certain members, staying on the subject, what on earth is that picture in your avatar of?

I replaced my previous avatar of Gordon Greer with the Chinese delicacy of pig face.
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