Pet hates

1.) Football Manager - this game is costing me my sanity, but I love it also

2.) Pissed people, when I'm sober

3.) Sober people, when I'm pissed

4.) People at football matches who seem to think they're the oracle on tactics and whinge after every mistake. Their pompous brains cannot seem to comprehend why on earth Parkin isn't in goal and Kyle Lapham isn't up front

5.) Brighton fans - I live too near to Brighton, come into contact with them all to often - the memory is just too painful

6.) Drivers who hog the middle-lane at 60mph

7.) Modified cars - I've got a friend with a 1.3 23yr-old Ford Escort and he's stuck a 6" exhaust on it.... mong :roll: The 0-60 is still 15.5 seconds... Difference is no he is pulled over every friday night and breathalised (he often prefers to drive rather than drink)

8.) Disorganised people, people who are late or people who just generally don't seem on top of their own lives. Sort it out!

9.) Housewives with rich husbands who work 4 hours a week to stem their boredom

10.) Grant Smith