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« Reply #1320 on: Tuesday, March 22, 2011, 20:47:10 »

Or Baps.
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« Reply #1321 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:18:20 »

I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about Cheesy
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« Reply #1322 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:23:01 »

Or Baps.
In this instance, absolutely not
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« Reply #1323 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:27:43 »

Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1324 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:29:54 »

Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  Roll Eyes

Did you go the distance or pull up short.

Actually I really don't want an answer to that. It was just a pun. Just a pun. puuuuuuuun.
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« Reply #1325 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:40:30 »

Did you go the distance or pull up short.

Actually I really don't want an answer to that. It was just a pun. Just a pun. puuuuuuuun.

It depends how good the Hollyoaks Omnibus is
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« Reply #1326 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 13:47:27 »

I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about Cheesy

That didn't just make me smile, I was very nearly pissing myself with laughter. It was the slo-mo that made it brilliant.
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« Reply #1327 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 16:16:02 »

The nice weather.
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« Reply #1328 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 16:37:35 »

I know its wrong, but a morbidly obese person on a trampoline.

Samdy will know what im talking about Cheesy

Does he have a trampoline? Wink
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« Reply #1329 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 16:54:55 »

Oi, I'm not obese anymore.
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« Reply #1330 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 16:58:51 »

Strapping a pedometer to my wrist and working out my miles per wank (MPW).  Roll Eyes


hahaha.
aint there a proclaimers song about it.
for i would wank 500 miles?
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« Reply #1331 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 17:54:55 »

In this instance, absolutely not

Oi! I'll have you know my bossoms are the envy of many of my girlfriends
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« Reply #1332 on: Wednesday, March 23, 2011, 23:46:10 »

Oi, I'm not obese anymore.

Have you been working out in you shed?  Wink
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« Reply #1333 on: Thursday, March 24, 2011, 00:09:23 »

Oi! I'll have you know my bossoms are the envy of many of my girlfriends
I'm sure they are. But I'm keen not to see proof, is all
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« Reply #1334 on: Thursday, March 24, 2011, 08:05:08 »

Have you been working out in you shed?  Wink

That, playing football and walking 5 miles a day.
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