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« Reply #21960 on: Tuesday, March 19, 2019, 16:52:25 »

http://news-af.op-mobile.opera.com/news/detail/817803aabd35e6d901d1b2347bc923d4

Amazing!
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« Reply #21961 on: Wednesday, March 20, 2019, 18:40:54 »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-47639537

144 rolls of toilet paper?! Either he thinks Brexit will suddenly cause explosive diarrhea (and not just from the PMs mouths) or he fears the quality of Tescos' own brand food which he has purchased
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« Reply #21962 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 13:35:21 »

Could equally have gone under the other topic.


https://twitter.com/Aviationdailyy/status/1108695889139380225?s=20

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« Reply #21963 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 13:43:01 »

I've seen that before.

I like how he continues to try to force it in despite it being blatantly fucking obvious that it won't fit that way.
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« Reply #21964 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 14:47:20 »

got absolutely smoked off the line by an 80(ish) year old in a peugeot 108. Caught up with him, he game me a cheeky nod and i tipped my invisible hat to him. Fair play.
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« Reply #21965 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 14:55:24 »

Could equally have gone under the other topic.

https://twitter.com/Aviationdailyy/status/1108695889139380225?s=20


That's great.

Reminds me when flying back from Bologna about 5 years ago (just an excuse for a shit story really). I witnessed the amusing and utter insanity that was Italian "no fucks given" check-in staff and Italian "no fucks given" passengers.

I presumed it must've been a regular occurrence, because so many people came on board with multiple bags, full size cases, suit bags, buggies, you name it.

It was like no Italian staff noticed, or were prepared to notice, that all these passengers were loaded to the gunnels with crap and left it to the English cabin crew to sort out as they boarded. Cabin crew were practically dragging stubborn and demonstrative Italians and belongings off the plane, all whilst others were pushing, shoving and arguing to get on with huge wheeled cases and grand pianos and stuff.

Christ, I was waved through security with a big bottle of water because I hadn't put it in the bin. No fucks were given. It was beautiful.
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« Reply #21966 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 14:57:21 »

I remember many flights back from the south of France when passengers were boarding with cases of wine even after the fluids rules came into force.
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« Reply #21967 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 15:35:11 »

I remember many flights back from the south of France when passengers were boarding with cases of wine even after the fluids rules came into force.
I used to love you on booze trips with my old man to France. This is going back 20+ years ago but he would pack the car to the brim with Beer and Wine that the arches were rubbing the wheels. Me and my sister would have crates of beer on our laps. The french border control did not bad an eye lid.
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« Reply #21968 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 15:54:01 »

I used to love you on booze trips with my old man to France.

 Hmmm
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« Reply #21969 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 16:05:57 »

Hmmm

going! i meant going!

can even blame my phone....


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« Reply #21970 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 16:06:04 »

Scotland losing 2-0 to Kazakhstan in the Euro qualifiers.

Must be due to the superior potassium.
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« Reply #21971 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 16:14:43 »

Scotland losing 2-0 to Kazakhstan in the Euro qualifiers.

Must be due to the superior potassium.

3-0 now. Kazakhs honouring the presidency of Nursultan Nazarbayev ... you'd have thought the Sweaties might have been similarly motivated to mark the end of Salmond's political career.
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« Reply #21972 on: Thursday, March 21, 2019, 16:29:06 »

3-0 now. Kazakhs honouring the presidency of Nursultan Nazarbayev ... you'd have thought the Sweaties might have been similarly motivated to mark the end of Salmond's political career.

Wasn't he Borat Sagdiyev's neighbour?
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« Reply #21973 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 08:17:51 »

Fuck Brexit!  Happy Friday!



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« Reply #21974 on: Friday, March 22, 2019, 10:25:15 »

Love it !!
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